Today whilst scouting Balota....

[warmonger917 26]

Heading to Balota from the north i get to about 300m of the prison block  and i notice something...odd

 

I see three players, one has an m4, another an axe and payday mask wearing only underwear and the third is also just in his underwear with his hands up obviously being "interrogated" by the fella pointing the carbine at his head from about 6 feet away.

 

All seems as fine as an S&M military situation can get, until mr axeman who is himself wearing underwear and a payday mask decides to run behind the "bitch" in the situation and axes him in the back of the head. Mr underwear "bitch" panics and runs toward mr "m4" who backs off before firing at poor unarmed and now bleeding mr "bitch" but misses his intended "victim" and  shoots and kills mr underwear wearing "axeman".

Mr "Bleeding underwear wearing Bitch" then proceeds to combat log leaving Mr "m4" staring down at his axe wielding dead "wingman".

 

i am in fits of laughter as mr "m4" casually shoulders his weapon and jogs off.....

 

Now i ask you....

Wtf were they doing before i turned up that went so horriby wrong?...... :blush:

Edited December 22, 2013 by warmonger917

[desryachri 95]

Oh for god sake I wish there was an off topic non interesting section of the forum for posts like this.

I honestly could not understand what you where trying to say.

[symptom 185]

Your story was not very good. I didn't understand it. Basically people got killed and you're upset. You don't have to play it you know. No one twisted your arm to buy it. I'm actually happy people are RPing like that.

[warmonger917 26]

Your story was not very good. I didn't understand it. Basically people got killed and you're upset. You don't have to play it you know. No one twisted your arm to buy it. I'm actually happy people are RPing like that.

i wasnt upset at all ...i found it hilarious actually...

[symptom 185]

i wasnt upset at all ...i found it hilarious actually...

Of course it looks that way now. You edited your original post after everyone responded. But lucky for us we have time stamps to show you did. You were pretty upset about it dude. Don't try to cover it up now.

[warmonger917 26]

Of course it looks that way now. You edited your original post after everyone responded. But lucky for us we have time stamps to show you did. You were pretty upset about it dude. Don't try to cover it up no

No..you just didnt read it through and as such you werent able to comprehend it, and yes i did edit it...For those that may need "help"

[symptom 185]

Is that why the time stamp on your edit was after your 2nd reply.

Edited December 22, 2013 by symptom

[Color (DayZ) 132]

Heading to Balota from the north i get to about 300m of the prison block  and i notice something...odd

 

I see three players, one has an m4, another an axe and payday mask wearing only underwear and the third is also just in his underwear with his hands up obviously being "interrogated" by the fella pointing the carbine at his head from about 6 feet away.

 

All seems as fine as an S&M military situation can get, until mr axeman who is himself wearing underwear and a payday mask decides to run behind the "bitch" in the situation and axes him in the back of the head. Mr underwear "bitch" panics and runs toward mr "m4" who backs off before firing at poor unarmed and now bleeding mr "bitch" but misses his intended "victim" and  shoots and kills mr underwear wearing "axeman".

Mr "Bleeding underwear wearing Bitch" then proceeds to combat log leaving Mr "m4" staring down at his axe wielding dead "wingman".

 

i am in fits of laughter as mr "m4" casually shoulders his weapon and jogs off.....

 

Now i ask you....

Wtf were they doing before i turned up that went so horriby wrong?...... :blush:

I actually understand this, this gave me quite a chuckle seeing that you need multiple bullets in the victim to kill them so I'm guessing the m4 guy just sprayed instead of actually conserving ammo and aiming for the head of his victim. Will give you some beans for the chuckle. =]

 

The " axeman " and " m4 man " probably just started teaming up over voip, by doing so you have horrible man to man understanding and in doing so ended up in this when a new spawn just came strolling by.

Edited December 22, 2013 by Color

[desryachri 95]

I actually understand this, this gave me quite a chuckle seeing that you need multiple bullets in the victim to kill them so I'm guessing the m4 guy just sprayed instead of actually conserving ammo and aiming for the head of his victim. Will give you some beans for the chuckle. =]

 

The " axeman " and " m4 man " probably just started teaming up over voip, by doing so you have horrible man to man understanding and in doing so ended up in this when a new spawn just came strolling by.

Compleatly re writen and edited fom the first version don't give him sympathy for pervious negative comments

[warmonger917 26]

Compleatly re writen and edited fom the first version don't give him sympathy for pervious negative comments

Which is something you could do with...Spellchecker  or dictionary springs to mind

[desryachri 95]

No dude you completely changed what you put up first, this I can read but what you had up there before was nothing like this! If your going to argue it then whatever last time I am posting on this thread.

[warmonger917 26]

No dude you completely changed what you put up first, this I can read but what you had up there before was nothing like this! If your going to argue it then whatever last time I am posting on this thread.

Ill miss you.....

[foamninja 77]

Look dude you fucked your original post up and edited the piss out of it. When someone like symptom with 564 commwnts, posts? I don't think he is just gunna lie.

Edited December 22, 2013 by FoamNinja

[#Fiasco 3]

If your going to argue it then whatever last time I am posting on this thread.

 

Bye!

 

By the way, arguing on the internet is like slapping a disabled child. It's frowned upon.

[libertine 351]

Hilarious man

Edited December 22, 2013 by Thane

[Clarkeh 58]

Its quite simple really, and yes i understood what the OP was saying or trying to get across, What i imagine was going on is the m4 guy wanted the blood of the "bitch" and had his "wingman" there as the one to get it but said "wingman" fucked up and ended up hitting the "bitch" (possibly the "bitch" told the other two some lip of sorts) Of course the "bitch" panicked and ran towards the m4 guy maybe to get in a desperate right hook but the m4 guy was so crap at targeting he hit his "wingman" (who i imagine the m4 guy met up with in the server and decided to roll together) With the "Wingman" dead and the "bitch" combat logging the M4 guy was up shit creek without a paddle and decided to "jog on".