Dear Mr, Spade.

[blitz 64]

Dear, Mr. Spade

 

When I bumped into you at the south military base, I was not looking to cause you any trouble, I mean you only had a spade. I just wanted to have a look for any loot, so when you asked for help. I thought why not, all you wanted was some food.

 

However, your body currently lays motionless on the ground. Why is this? some people might ask, while reading this. Well, I am armed to the teeth, a fully loaded M4 in pristine condition, with a tactical helmet also in pristine condition. You saw this, I told you this, and even though I was helping you. You decided to attack me with a spade.

 

I have to ask why you were asking for food, because you clearly demonstrated you have scrambled egg for brains, all you had to do was reach up and eat. At least then you would be using them for something purposeful, because wasting them for any kind of thought process.

 

P.S

 

Your shovel is still on your dead body if you still want it.

[Noctiluxx 48]

Beans for you.

[kevsta545 451]

I'm glad you killed that dastardly bandit! I completely understand this situation, when you want to help someone but they're to stupid to realize it! Beanz

[hogscraper 328]

That's awesome.

I respect bandits that hunt their prey. I play a hero who hunts bandits but at least the good ones put the work in.

[blitz 64]

I mean, I can't even give that guy an A for effort, I had a helmet on, how much damage did he think he was going to do with a shovel.

[PaxC4T 159]

Its funny, someone (like me) posts something like this on the DayZ Reddit, I get told its a "Shit post" and downvoted like hell, Someone does it here they get praised. Fuck sharing stories on Reddit.