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Death by can opener.

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My friend was killed by a can opener yesterday at the North East Airfield. He was in the ATC building on the second floor just before you go up the steps when he noticed a can opener. I was on the top floor and he shouted up to me.. "Dude, I found a can opener!.... aaaaaand I'm dead!" Immediate black screen for no reason, haha. More than likely a bug but it was very strange indeed. The can openers are on to us. Be safe when opening those beans folks. :beans:

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Are you sure he wasn't just starving/dehydrated/sick?

Nah. We were both at full health and stock piled with around 6 containers of food and canteens. I think he might of actually fell through the map because his body had vanished the second I went down to investigate.

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I used a can opener to open a Mountain Dew at Green Mountain...

 

...no one should have to see what I saw.

The sun swallowed the earth.

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Nah. We were both at full health and stock piled with around 6 containers of food and canteens. I think he might of actually fell through the map because his body had vanished the second I went down to investigate.

 

Huh, that's weird.  I've been killed by a can opener as well, but in a different way.  I was starving to death and found a can opener on the ground.  I tried to use it to open my canned spaghetti, but it just made my can of spaghetti disappear.  I died from starvation about 5 minutes later.  Maybe can openers really are just out to get us all.  In any case, you might want to make a report on the bug tracker about it.

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Huh, that's weird.  I've been killed by a can opener as well, but in a different way.  I was starving to death and found a can opener on the ground.  I tried to use it to open my canned spaghetti, but it just made my can of spaghetti disappear.  I died from starvation about 5 minutes later.  Maybe can openers really are just out to get us all.  In any case, you might want to make a report on the bug tracker about it.

I'll be sure to do that.

 

Be safe out there!

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Same shizzle happened to me at the newly enterable mil building at the sw corner of NWAF, but it was a grey headtorch that finished me off, just looking at it resulted in 2 moans from my character then black screen of death!

 

No thirst/hunger/bleeding indicators, no text to indicate I was sick in any way

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Same shizzle happened to me at the newly enterable mil building at the sw corner of NWAF, but it was a grey headtorch that finished me off, just looking at it resulted in 2 moans from my character then black screen of death!

 

No thirst/hunger/bleeding indicators, no text to indicate I was sick in any way

It could be something to do with some of the new buildings not being fully tested yet. My friend said he would have been happier if it was a broken leg like in the mod, or just unconsciousness because we had a defib with us.

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A similar event happened to me, i was standing still on the second floor in the ATC at NWAF between the bunk beds and out of nowere i took damange my screen flashed red and i had to clean my wounds and all, seems to be some sort of collision bug because i never heard a shot nor a bullet crack, all my gear was fine and there was noone in the building except me and my friend, so no sneaky melee, i had full blood so i walked out alive from this.

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I was killed by pasta once.  Just walking along, oh hey, some food!  *drags it into inventory*'

 

*you are dead*

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I was killed by pasta once.  Just walking along, oh hey, some food!  *drags it into inventory*'

 

*you are dead*

The new items are alive. They're watching us.

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I sliced my hand open with a can opener once and would have probably died if I didn't go to the hospital so this seems realistic to me.

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I for one would like to welcome our new can opener over lords.

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I was climbing down the Green Mountain tower and just randomly died for no reason today.

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