I fell into water in Cherno. How do I kill myself?

[sillysaurus 0]

I can't respawn, and there's no way for me to get back to land.  Is my only option really to just sit here, hoping someone comes by and shoots me?

[Mos1ey 6301]

Can you not swim back to land?

 

If not then passing out from dehydration would seem like the easiest route to death.

[Hetstaine 10852]

 Can you not swim ? If you can..try and pick up North by the sun and start breast stroking, you will eventually die anyway so leave your game on and go to work the pub or something. I recommend one with low grade strippers, lots of shitty 70's music and watered down rip offspirits..just sit in the corner and brood and flash a sleazy smile every now and again.

[complex (DayZ) 73]

How do you fall into water in cherno?

 

I haven't spent much time there in the SA, so this seems strange.

[Shadyfizzle 80]

Did you run off the docks? If so, take 2 minutes to swim to land then give the first zombie you find a big hug! They really aren't the blood thirsty brain feasting monsters the Zionist media has portrayed them to be...

[nudelwalker 99]

teleport much?