I'm physiologically instable

[Demophon 48]

I like betraying people, I literally cannot stop betraying people..

 

I once talked this guy into grouping with me and a few other guys I had been talking to over teamspeak. we were planning on murdering him, I had other plans..

Me and my group, flew him far up to windy mountain. Once we landed, we said that we were going to 'huff' it to our camp. "Eat and drink before we leave, that way we won't have to stop on the way there.'

 

The group ate and drank and I took the new guy down to our little trap. he was just a fresh spawn; didn't have anything to offer.. So we took him down to this large barbed-wire surrounded camp. There was a tent on the opposite side of the entrance, I told him to get supplies from it. He ran over to the tent, 

 

Fool.

 

Then it was go time, I pulled out more barbed-wire and sealed the entrance.

 

"Hey man, there's just food and water in this" he told me as he turned around.

 

"You have been captured, we had plans to murder you but it seemed like too much of a waste resources just to kill some fresh spawn. In that tent, I have taken the liberty to supply you with 5 cans of food and water. There is also a makarov with one bullet when you are done with the ordeal."

 

"What, why would you do this!"

 

"I just like keeping people as my prisoners. Good bye."

 

*Puf't*

A makarov bullet wizzed passed my head.

 

I replied "You missed" followed by an evil laugh

Edited December 12, 2013 by Demophon

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

See, that's a lot better that KoSing.

 

little do people know, it's actually possible to vault over barbed wire.

[-Se7eN- 874]

little do people know, it's actually possible to vault over barbed wire.

 

srs? i thought that was patched out last time they tweaked them

[weparo 613]

Loool, nice! Too bad he'll server hop out of it....

 

EDIT :

 

See, that's a lot better that KoSing.

 

little do people know, it's actually possible to vault over barbed wire.

 

Whaaaaaaaaat!? My life is a lie.....

Edited December 11, 2013 by Weparo

[Demophon 48]

Loool, nice! Too bad he'll server hop out of it....

 

It was a private hive :D

[weparo 613]

It was a private hive :D

 

Muahahaha, niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

srs? i thought that was patched out last time they tweaked them

Fairly confident it can still be done at the wooden stakes.

[Florx 1326]

Nice OP, you're social with people and that makes you official better then any kos player.

 

[leftcrusade 33]

Good story!

Next time, break his legs too. Then he certainly can't get away;D

[weparo 613]

Good story!

Next time, break his legs too. Then he certainly can't get away;D

 

That's something I always did. Shot them in the knee somewhere in the wilderness, bandaged them, sometimes even bloodbaged them. No need for fancy baricades :D

[meat pie 632]

I never go down without a fight and never got lucky to be in a smart trap like this only the hey we are nice.

JUST KIDDING BANG BANG BANG.

 

If you can betray some one and NOT kill them then you are awsome

but no ones that awsome

[Demophon 48]

Good story!

Next time, break his legs too. Then he certainly can't get away;D

 

They could respawn then, but it could be a good way of seeing if they are cowards

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

You earned a song...

 

 

[Korsbaek 1778]

They could respawn then, but it could be a good way of seeing if they are cowards

 

Awesome. That's way better than killing on sight :D

[Tmerc44 17]

Haha that is awesome. Guess since he was a fresh spawn he won't care to much about starting in a new server. Much better than KoS though

[applejaxc 2500]

You spelled psychologically wrong, or used a pretty bad malapropism. Either way, shame on you for shooting people.

[Korsbaek 1778]

You spelled psychologically wrong, or used a pretty bad malapropism. Either way, shame on you for shooting people.

 

He didn't shoot anybody...

 

Shame on you for not understanding the story.

[Demophon 48]

You spelled psychologically wrong, or used a pretty bad malapropism. Either way, shame on you for shooting people.

 

Holy shit, you're a brony and a Grammar-Nazi.

 

A.) I didn't shoot him this time, but yes I do shoot people (Cry me a river)

B.) Spelling. If I gave a fuck, would that make a difference?

[mercules 1290]

B.) Spelling. If I gave a fuck, would that make a difference?

 

Amazing how many web browsers now have spell checkers built right into them. Spelling things correctly won't make you seem less intelligent unlike spelling things incorrectly. 

I liked the concept and execution of what you did. Had I been that player I would have gotten a chuckle out of having fallen for it. So much better than pausing for a moment and *zzzzzrp*, "You are Dead" for no apparent reason.

Edited December 12, 2013 by Mercules

[Demophon 48]

Amazing how many web browsers now have spell checkers built right into them. Spelling things correctly won't make you seem less intelligent unlike spelling things incorrectly. 

I liked the concept and execution of what you did. Had I been that player I would have gotten a chuckle out of having fallen for it. So much better than pausing for a moment and *zzzzzrp*, "You are Dead" for no apparent reason.

 

I spelled physiologically correct, I just meant psychologically...

 

Thanks for the comment though  :beans:

[applejaxc 2500]

Holy shit, you're a brony and a Grammar-Nazi.

 

 

B.) Spelling. would that make a difference?

1: I'm not a Brony

2: Yes, spelling does make a big difference. You want to be taken seriously? Act like you know what the hell you're talking about.

[Demophon 48]

1: I'm not a Brony

2: Yes, spelling does make a big difference. You want to be taken seriously? Act like you know what the hell you're talking about.

I didn't even spell anything wrong, I spelled physiologically right. I meant ​psychologically 

Also replying to your first comment, I didn't shoot him dipshit. Learn to read my friend

[Inception. 9443]

dipshit. 

 

Please don't.

 

 

You spelled "psychologically" wrong, or used a pretty bad malapropism. Either way, shame on you for shooting people.

 

If anyone is going to be pointing out spelling/grammar/punctuation flaws, it will be me. Besides, I do believe you forgot to place "psychologically" in quotation marks. ;)

 

Back on topic.

Edited December 13, 2013 by Inception.

[Demophon 48]

Please don't.

 

What? Getting a scolding because this guy has been haggling at the title of my post and genuinely hasn't been helpful at all.

Welcome to the DayZ forum apparently.

[Inception. 9443]

What? Getting a scolding because this guy has been haggling at the title of my post and genuinely hasn't been helpful at all.

Welcome to the DayZ forum apparently.

 

I was merely telling you to not do it.

Welcome to the place of read the rules before posting.