Murphy Slaw

[broguenz 333]

I saw him running up the hill

 

bandit, armed

 

had quick look in fire-station but worried about head being blown off  so scamper

 

decide to loot through south side of city, hills would have eyes by now

 

decide to check out a shed eastside before running off into the unpopulated sunset, have a few followers so they all follow me in. 

 

Open other door and benny hill bandit comes down the hill and we startle each other 

 

he smells bad, I'm 15 feet away and my friends have joined me at my back

 

I hide behind pole thinking ok. my heads a little safer. Carrying axe, have pistol with 7 rounds

 

he fires, I think fuckya but  wonder if he shooting my zombie fans, maybe friendly bad mofo

 

either way no doubt he just a mofo second shot

 

Im hit, 

 

Pause to think I was stupid for pausing

 

I try chopping him into bandit bits as he runs, he knows something I don't

 

I fall over

 

zombie or shot has broken my leg, not sure which, didn't hear no thing

 

I take out pistol and a swig of adrenaline, no need to bandage i'm a dead man

 

but just maybe

 

I try to run after bastard

 

first aid failed, I fall

 

covered in zombies like an apocalyptic sundae,

 

I scream like a girl

 

and die

 

 

 

I contemplate revenge

 

but that could take all night

 

so i hit random spawn 

 

log off

 

roll a smoke

 

go to bed

 

n think

 

Its because I implied they were retarded on the forums 

 

that's why I died the way I did today

 

(edit. Removed a line that could be misinterpreted to mean that I took a shit on the floor of the firestation)

Edited November 20, 2013 by RogueNZ