Welcome to DayZ - This is (hardly) a story!

[phL (DayZ) 63]

the carebear:

so i was playing on a low-pop vanilla newbie friendly server for some easy daylight tent testing. talking in side with few other friendlies, offering help, asking for tents.

a new player joined and asked if anyone needs help/lift/etc.

"i need a tent, will give you anything.."
>>"ok my mate comes on in a min, we have heli and bring you tent, give you ride, we care so much.."
"k im in berezino, meet me there"
>>"go to hospital roof, its easy for us to land"

hear chopper, go to roof, do the friendly dance (finally a tent, i was checking all the shops twice, found nothing)

BAM BAM BAM "Welcome to DayZ!"



the bandit:

log on to this n00b server where i have camp with heli. find victim via sidechat. excellent, im gonna teach this noob a lesson about dayz huehue. wait for pilot to log on.

meet at berezino, lure noob to roof, hes dancing lol

BAM BAM BAM "Welcome to DayZ!"

fly back to camp, log off - DayZ this is my story.

[GOD™ 2795]

K

[Korsbaek 1778]

K

 

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[Element47 2481]

K

 

definitely the better story.

[phL (DayZ) 63]

K

thats what i was thinking when this crazy shit went down

[wild_man 4442]

I enjoy :beans:

 

maybe is help when English is 3rd language :thumbsup:  :|

[Ratsmon 131]

rant