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funniest thing happened to me

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I was on Stary big red shed (bad english ) on the corridor ( bad english ) and after checking it was safe I started to climb down by the ladder, but didn't see that a zed was coming for me, he hited me and oh well as you can imagine zeds needs to stop climbing to hit so .... he fell and died    :D

 

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I was getting chased for ages by a lone zombie, (no hatchet or weapons) eventually he ran too fast and 'fell' off a slight terrain glitch and died. I was happy then.

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I used to make a habit of running down a hill and watching them fly, land and die.

Another favourite was to get a few chasing me and run to a friend to lose them, my mates hated it but hey ho!

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I ran into an industrial barn and found another guy already there. Bandit skin and a new spawn and had a hatchet out. Needless to say I decided to get clear. Well, I got out of there and circled around to a slightly different area to loot houses and still hadn't found a single weapon. I ended up stupidly agroing several zombies and trying to lose them made it worse until I heard shots. Hey, if he shoots me he will have to shoot the zombies to loot and I don't have anything yet so why not. 
 

I head toward the shots and see the hatchet bandit looting some survivor, must have killed him with the hatchet. I run past him as fast as I can and vanish around a corner. After a tiny bit of running I hear shots and once up on a hill get to see him running from my old horde firing back with his newly looted pistol blood spurting out of him.
 

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Mercules...I did the same thing only accidentally...On the East side of Elektro running from a horde that like you I should have never aggroed I ducked between houses and damn bear ran into a player looting a body! I didn't slow down and took off up the hill and watched as he attempted to win a running gun battle with the zeds. After they cleared I went down and finished his interrupted looting and then found his body about five minutes later having bled out on a catwalk in an industrial building. Not a great score but...I was alive. 

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