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THE END TIMES!

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The wrath of the mountain dew is upon us!  May the almighty Rocket have mercy upon our wretched souls.

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*gets on his knees and starts a prayer circle*  Oh Loot Gods, Created by the Holy Rocket.  Provide us with the means to combat the end times.  Bless us with Antibiotics to repel the coming sickness.  Bless us with backpacks, as our sign of faith to you to increase our burdens.  Bless us with rangefinders, so that we may know how far to keep the End Times at bay.  Bless us with matches that we may keep the Holy Fires burning bright and hot.  And bless us with weapons and ammo, so that we may drive away the Bandits and Demons.  Amen.

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