Trolling Abusive Admins (zzzzzBandedKrait) (Breaking Point)

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Admin Abuse is NEVER funny

Trolling them, however, IS

 

 

    Day 1: MOTD

I recently got in a server called zzzzzBandedKrait for Breaking Point. The first message that popped up for the MOTD was "If you didn't find it, and you didn't repair it, don't touch it". Weird, as I have never seen a message like that before; I shrugged it off as just another distant nightmare and continued to the north-eastern airfield. (For those new to the Breaking Point mod, it now has equal loot in comparison to the north-western airfield).

 

 I stopped by Stary Sabor, in order to loot the newly placed barracks there, and, lo-and-behold, a shiny MH-6 Little Bird is sitting there. Remembering the rule (but of course, ignoring it, I ran up there to check it out. No loot. Everything green. Completely full fuel tank. This was a fair chopper. Sporting my new silenced ACR with a HAMR sight, I hop in and fly the rest of my way to the airfield.

 

  Upon arriving and, seeing no zombies at Kraznomensk or it's airfield, I decide to land at the radio tower on the hill. Taking out my SR-25 to scope out the place, I see a terrible sight: A blood sucker, running full sprint in my direction. Thankfully, I took it out before it got within 300 meters. 

 

 After looting the airfield, I decide that (since a server of 20 people has diminished to 3) it was safe to raid the north western airfield. As I begin to take off, I notice something far in the distance, on the northern slope of the hill to the west of the airfield. It was shiny, it was silver, and it was going to be mine. 

 

  As I came close, I noticed it was a UH-60. Score! I touched down, looting the 6.8 ammunition my rifle takes, and then, in a stroke of pure mercy, decide to leave it. The rest of that day was unimportant.

 

 

 Day 2: Donations to the Needy

 

 I join the server a second day and continue my loot run. Same MOTD, same shrugging of diplomatic nightmares. Towards the middle of my looting of the Carrier off the coast of Chernogorsk, a plea from the admin was announced via side chat. "Anybody have a heli?". Seeing how he WAS an admin, and I had to take out my girlfriend to dinner in an hour, I figured I would drop off the chopper near the north of Elektro, head north, and log off for the day, then collect my loaned heli the next day.

 

  Day 3: Debt Collectors

 

Another day, another loot run. I was on my way to NEAF from Devil's Castle, and remembered that the UH60 was still hidden near the hill. Considering I found out that it was his, and he still has my MH-6 hidden somewhere on the map, I decided to borrow his heli. Upon finishing my loot run, I returned the helicopter. Yeah, people in DayZ can actually be nice :P

 

 Day 4: The More the Merrier

 

Joined by two dear friends over teamspeak, We decided to borrow the helicopter again, seeing as the admin still hasn't been online in a while. Strangely, it wasn't there. The idea to grab an AN-2 and find my MH-6 popped up, so we pounced it. After driving almost to Stary in search of a Jerry Can, we returned, refilled the AN-2 and headed south. We expected to find it on an oil rig or the carrier, but, to our dismay, it wasn't there. So we headed north

 

 We shot straight up the western edge of the map in high hopes it was there. It wasn't. Then, we found the motherload, including my MH-6, along with an MI-17, 2 Huey's, a Merlin, 2 HMMVW's, and a Vodnik, on the farthest NW edge of the map. Considering it was a loan, I parachuted out, and reclaimed it. We headed back to On almost complete accident, we found a stash of vehicles about 200m east of the NWAF, consisting of a HMMVW GL and a HMMVW M2, along with a SUV. Needless to say, we didn't need trouble of those later, so we blew the tires out. If they really wanted to use those, it wouldn't be without extreme effort. 

 

 Right before shooting the tires off of the M2 Humvee, we heard another heli. It was the UH60. Sadly, a strange set of occurrences happened as follows: a "dynamic helicopter crash" (random lootable heli crash) blew up near where the UH60 was, and I fired at the UH60. A chase ensued, and we ended up crashed, and at a tense standoff at the admin base after a long chase. Keep in mind that we weren't allowed to take any of the helicopters by the server's rule, so essentially the admins were whoring vehicles for themselves (which isn't that fun, in my opinion). After 20 minutes of sitting in a pine tree watching my friend get ever closer to their base, we realized that, as funny as it is, the machine gun fire that we took from the base earlier in the chase was by a guy who logged off, and we sat there for 20 minutes for nothing. 

 

Since we were down a helicopter, a plane, and our time was wasted, we decided to have a little fun. An admin, in my opinion, should never have the greatest gear. That's like going to your friend's house and he lets you use the "good" controller, with a chewed up thumbstick, greasy buttons, and a missing trigger. So we decided to trash the base. We destroyed the cars, disabled the helis (excepts for one Huey), and crushed the tents. On return to loot the oil rig near Elektro, an admin message pops up. "Whichever one of you assholes stole my chopper, I suggest you put it back"

 

Yep, we were screwed. The thing is: He wasn't on the server at the time. He was using a mapping tool to figure out who did what. Suddenly, another message appears: "Sniper Pig, who is the other asshole with you?". (Sniper Pig is one of my In-Game aliases). There is no way in hell he could have known it was me any other way, as mousing over a target was disabled. We decided it was time to teach this abusive admin a lesson. We decided to fly out over near Rog, and bail out, leaving his last helicopter to fall to its demise. I responded with "You're going to have a hell of a hard time trying to dig your last heli from the side of the mountain". As we landed, I typed a "<3", just for pure mockery. Not a second later, "No message received" appeared. Most likely off to rollback the server to an earlier time.

 

I felt good at the end. After losing my heli to vehicle-whoring admins, I feel it was only right to bring back balance to the server, even if it did get rolled back. If you ever join the server, I recommend checked the corner of the map. You never know what you might find. ;)

 

~Supplice VI, A.k.a Sniper Pig~ 

Edited July 23, 2013 by Supplice VI

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"Whichever one of you assholes stole my chopper, I suggest you put it back"

 

Ditching that thing in the ocean was a wonderful idea. I so hope there will be official servers when the SA is released. Where you are sure no admin is hogging vehicles or tracking you with a live map.

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Most admins aren't like that. At least I'm not. Me and  the other two admins on my server have two admin bases but we spawned in vehicles so we didn't steal from the players. Even I'm making my own personal base and I don't even steal cars or take ones that spawn. I buy all of mine. (I play on Epoch)

 

But good story. That showed em.

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Admin Abuse is NEVER funny

Trolling them, however, IS