Invrlose 15 Posted July 3, 2013 When you shoot an innocent person on sight and take his stuff 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoonSquadCentral 11 Posted July 6, 2013 when you see a tall silo building and try to see if a sniper is up there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILPB 1 Posted July 6, 2013 When you get mountain dew and hide it in a camping tent in your backyard.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saethkept 134 Posted July 7, 2013 When while sitting in the doctor's office waiting room you notice an industrial structure across the way and begin to formulate a strategy for safely looting it. When on a smoke break at work you notice someone cutting through the employee parking lot and wonder nervously if that person is friendly. As said person passes by you say under your breath "Friendly! I am friendly." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RyanTH 4 Posted July 8, 2013 - When you start walking cautiously around your house, hoping zombies won't hear you.- When you see smoke or lights at night you try and get an M16 out of your "Backpack" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BarryManalow 1 Posted July 10, 2013 When you ordered an MRE online.And bought some beans at the supermarket.And hove both perched on the desk when playing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xTrixManx 0 Posted July 10, 2013 When your talking to someone on facebook and you keep beginning sentences with a forward slash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marko4231 57 Posted July 10, 2013 Driving to visit my parents i spotted smoke rising from behind some bushes near the road. Turned off the road and started driving on grass towards it. My wife asked where are we going..How was i to explain that i was about to explore a heli crash site... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonreynalds (DayZ) 0 Posted July 10, 2013 You know you play too much dayz ifYou S**T your pants when you see someoneYou take canned goods from store shelves. WITHOUT PAYING.You Think everyone who has a machete, Axe, Baseball Bat, Ect. Is trying to kill youYou think a guy in a headdress is a bandit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) I know I play too much dayz when my dad is shout 'FOR FUCK SAKE IS 4 IN MORNING!!! YOU WAKING ME UP!!!' :osay 'sorry, i go now to bed' <_<always play for one more hour :P but very quiet which is really the shit because if i shoot player i cant laugh like normal and shout 'BITCH!!' in the sidechat :| Edited July 10, 2013 by KoS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoctorScandalous 49 Posted July 19, 2013 When you're taking a nice walk in the park and your fiancee call you out on being distracted... and you realize that you've been ranging distances without realizing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoctorScandalous 49 Posted July 19, 2013 You see a co-worker drinking from a water bottle and you fight the urge to grab the water bottle from their hands and tell them "Not until you're blinking!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoctorScandalous 49 Posted July 19, 2013 You sit down at a nice restaurant and order the steak, thinking... "Mmmmmmm... 800 health...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingofcrafting4 8 Posted July 19, 2013 When you shoot an innocent person on sight and take his stuffNo that just means your a psychopath. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy one 124 Posted July 19, 2013 When your watching Day Z video's on youtube and you press the keys to look behind you when they do it in the video. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serious Stan 202 Posted July 19, 2013 when all of a sudden you would want to bring binoculars when traveling outside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of kong 1117 Posted July 19, 2013 When you randomly shout at someone doing their weekly shop in tesco "Don't touch them beans mothafucka!"..............When you go into the petrol station and feel drawn to the coke on the fridge.......wait that's just an addiction.........When you see a supermarket and feel like buying some beans.When you go hunting and feel like shooting that little person/bambi in the valley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of kong 1117 Posted July 19, 2013 When you feel the need to call out "Friendly?" whenever the postman knocks on the door..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryan__mc__@hotmail.co.uk 131 Posted July 23, 2013 I do that *all* the time in any FPS. Im astounded no other game has picked that mechanic up from Arma. The Hunter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meat pie 632 Posted July 23, 2013 You know you are playing too much DayZ when... * you see a bus drive by and try to flag it down for a ride yelling I am friendly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steelx 1 Posted July 23, 2013 I get dreams at night that im one of the sniper, sitting near coastal road and shooting at spwans :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutinen 635 Posted July 23, 2013 When you throw a brick into a hospital's window and take all the morphine. Then inject it and see parachuting cows. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted July 23, 2013 You start getting sleepy, your eyes are getting blurry....you do a blood transfusion on yourself in the middle of the road... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marko4231 57 Posted July 23, 2013 When you open the door to your house and squish yourself to death with it.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigChef 55 Posted July 23, 2013 Wife "Are you playing that damn zombie game again?"ALT/TABMe "Nope, just surfing the porn sites" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
