DayZ song parodies

[WBK 176]

After seeing the Limerick page and nearly dying of laughter, I decided that a song parody page was also in order, for those who need a few more words to get the message across.

The first post I shall christen, "Fresh Mayor of Guglovo", to the tune of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute listen closely, yo?

I'll tell you how I became the Mayor of Guglovo

In east Stary Sobor born and raised

At the barracks is where I spent most of my days

I'm a soldier keeping order, these townsfolk are spastic

So I'm shooting some cows just for the practice

When an infection broke out, people going all crazy

Now everyone's a zombie and my life is like DayZ

I got one little scratch and my general got scared

He said "You're transferring to Guglovo" and I'm like "where?"

I whistled for a URAL and when it came near

There was no driver and there were zeds in the rear

In Soviet Russia, car drives you though

So it didn't matter as I said 'on to Guglovo!'

I pulled up to the town and it was deserted

Except for two zeds I shot and then their blood spurted

This town has shit all, can't even find a yo-yo

But hey! I'm the motherfucking mayor of Guglovo

Edited June 18, 2013 by WBK

[Dancing.Russian.Man 1631]

You had me at "...and I'm like "where?""

[WBK 176]

You had me at "...and I'm like "where?""

Thanks man, that was my favourite line to write. Up until that point I wasn't sure if I'd make Guglovo seem really boss or not, but then that came to me and the rest, as they say is history.