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Linschko

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If somebody already suggested that, give me a link, I didnt find anythink

I think this game needs more humor, you know, something being writtten on one of those labels you can find everywhere. Something like;

Red is the new black

Otherwise...

or

Now you can finally watch brainless American TV shows about fat idiots,

If we only had some TVs...

Vote vor Milan Markow

Since there is no one else who wants to rule this country

Join the military

And drive around in tanks for know reason

To save money, we sent every woman and child to a better place

Respawning is not an evidence that this is just a game.

To stop the crimes in our land, we just made everything legal. I hope you are okay with that

I checked the Internet, and trust me, this time its not propaganda that we want to protect you

Dear Insurgents, please dont attack on 15.July since there will be a military party

P.S You are not invited

Of course there is freedom of speech. You can deside if Chernarus is the best or perfect. AND you can deside what propaganda you want to watch.

If you are attacked by a zombie horde, please call the Military instead of twitering it

Russia will help us againts the zombie , they said they will send a missile.

If anyone knows how this zombies can beat a tank, pleas tell us. (NO REWARD)

or in the last village somthing like; You want to visit Russia? Well, good luck finding it...

Just something you can smile at. I mean, a game shouldnt take itself to serious.

And this would be something that should be made at the end, when everything is working already.

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This is a cool idea, people talk about little easter eggs and i think this would be a good start towards those!

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Maybe like... orlok's left nut in a small chest?

Woah Woah Woah, Lets not bring lefty into this

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