Does Ver. 1.7.7.7 Finally Allow me to Wear my jeans in Gangsta Style?

[JeffDetroit 717]

I've heard this patch:

-allows players to wear their pants low so they can show their underwear in gangsta-style

-lets player turn their baseball cap 90% (so the bill faces left or right)

-includes "bedazzler" for accessorizing weapons with sparkles

-has "Snuggies" (the blanket with sleeves) as found clothing

-SUVs with spinners, and hydraulics for "dancing cars"

-pink axes for the ladies

-megaSharks in the ocean

-there is a new Mime zombie, its non-aggro animation has it "stuck in a glass box"

-new junk loot includes piles of Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors" CD's

-toilet plungers melee weapons

-the International Hotel now has even more floors you still can't access!

-pet hamsters (zombie kill'n hamsters)

-unicycles AND tandem bikes

-All canned food requires a can opener (which are rare loot)

-the Gaz includes an Eject Side Passenger option for "shits and giggles"

-chicken juggling (maximum is 8)

-Mountain Dew consumed at midnight, at Green Mountain instantly transforms your skin into "Fat guy in a little coat"

[dajeroen 11]

*mind explosion*

[GOD™ 2795]

DayZ Standalone: Gangsta Edition.

[me@zabn.me 112]

[Devon206 (DayZ) 77]

:P

[Blindingsun 233]

You know low style "gangsta" pants, were invented in prisons?

so that inmates would know who was willing to receive anal sex.

[Ivanuvo (DayZ) 117]

I get the feeling that there are some subtle hints that this post isn't entirely serious.

[GOD™ 2795]

You know low style "gangsta" pants, were invented in prisons?

so that inmates would know who was willing to receive anal sex.

this is true, soooo...all black guys like anal sex then?

[WBK 176]

You know low style "gangsta" pants, were invented in prisons?

so that inmates would know who was willing to receive anal sex.

You do know that's an urban myth, right? It was concocted by twits who don't like low-riding pants.

[Sutinen 635]

The worst thing yet... SKINNY JEANS AROUND ANKLES :blink:

By the way, it is not true that they showed they were homosexual, the old prisons just gave them ridiculously big clothes so they didn't need to make different sized clothes. Juicy J is good, but Taylor Gang FUCKING SUCKS

But I don't think these "Taylor Gang" kids have so much financial problems to wear their skinny jeans around the ankles.

Edited June 21, 2013 by Sutinen

[thehero 119]

The worst thing yet... SKINNY JEANS AROUND ANKLES :blink:

By the way, it is not true that they showed they were homosexual, the old prisons just gave them ridiculously big clothes so they didn't need to make different sized clothes. Juicy J is good, but Taylor Gang FUCKING SUCKS

But I don't think these "Taylor Gang" kids have so much financial problems to wear their skinny jeans around the ankles.

I heard it was that and a combination of them not allowing belts in prison due to them being used as weapons so "street thugs" sag their pants as a sign of being tough because they have been to prison. Although now its more of a fashion statement really....