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applejaxc

Two survivors walk into a hospital...

By applejaxc, in DayZ Mod General Discussion

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...one with an AKM, and the other with a Lee Enfield. They stop and study each other, each reaching their pinkies towards the CAPS LOCK buttons of their keyboards.

"It kind of sucks we both walked in here," the Lee Enfield joked.

In reply, the AKM said simply, "No, it sucks that you aren't leaving."

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applejaxc    2500

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baa dum tss~

Thank you. I shouldn't post without my 40 winks.

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boneboys    7988

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Thank you. I shouldn't post without my 40 winks.

Correct.

You have been reported again for being aggressive and generally insulting concerning other peoples views/opinions.

Stop it.

Toleration is Zero (0) concerning your attitude.

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