Retarded Russians

[CannedPakes 5]

I would like to tell you a story of what happened yesterday morning in a Russian server.

It had been about 5 minutes since I had spawned, and then my friend whom I am trying to meet up with ask the question, "So, where did you spawn?". I think, and then realize... I don't know. I notice a small warehouse ahead, and say, "If I find something in here good enough, I will keep myself alive.". I walk in and see a few dead bodies. All fresh spawns. I had no weapons, so I checked them anyway. Might as well. One had a hatchet; he was the only one who even had a weapon. I turn around, and see somebody with an AK like gun in the corner looting another body. I look at him and decide that if he is stupid enough to not see or hear me, he deserves to die. I walk up, hit him in the face a few times with my hatchet, and search his inventory. I see an Sa58V with 6 clips. Before grabbing the coolest gun I had ever found at that point, I turned around just to be safe. I panic when I see a different guy in the corner staring at me. I walk slowly towards him, wondering if he would kill a fresh spawn like me. I hack his face. I assume the duo also did this, because he had an Sa58V too... with 6 clips. I took it, and hopped merrily along Chernarus.

Edited May 20, 2013 by CannedPakes

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Synopsis- Hacksaw Jim Duggan goes to Russian

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[Kebab Remover 110]

You clearly ran into stupid Russians, instead of Sneaky Russians.

[leviski 2152]

Kebab!

You sneaky russian, how dare you peak that head around these forums xD

[dallas 5195]

Clearly not Russians, since you lived.

[m.cab 83]

I would like to tell you a story of what happened yesterday morning in a Russian server.

It had been about 5 minutes since I had spawned, and then my friend whom I am trying to meet up with ask the question, "So, where did you spawn?". I think, and then realize... I don't know. I notice a small warehouse ahead, and say, "If I find something in here good enough, I will keep myself alive.". I walk in and see a few dead bodies. All fresh spawns. I had no weapons, so I checked them anyway. Might as well. One had a hatchet; he was the only one who even had a weapon. I turn around, and see somebody with an AK like gun in the corner looting another body. I look at him and decide that if he is stupid enough to not see or hear me, he deserves to die. I walk up, hit him in the face a few times with my hatchet, and search his inventory. I see an Sa58V with 6 clips. Before grabbing the coolest gun I had ever found at that point, I turned around just to be safe. I panic when I see a different guy in the corner staring at me. I walk slowly towards him, wondering if he would kill a fresh spawn like me. I hack his face. I assume the duo also did this, because he had an Sa58V too... with 6 clips. I took it, and hopped merrily along Chernarus.

Yeah ok...is the "story" still to come or was it just that?

[bloodtrozorx 145]

Sounds like Laggy Russians...or Laggy American crashing strong Russian server.

[CannedPakes 5]

Yeah ok...is the "story" still to come or was it just that?

Just that.

[(10th) Ronan 0]

[whitefur22 10]

NEVER go AFk in DayZ!!!! NEVER!!!!