Don't want global banned? Check here .

[Guest]

So your probably checking here because you don't want to get banned. Well luckily I have found a tool to avoid it. It's called common sense.

Seriously folks.

DO:
ONLY purchase ARMA 2:OA from a reputable source.
ONLY get your copy of dayz from a reputable source (http://dayzmod.com/?download)
ONLY use programs such as Dayz commander or Play with six to launch your game.(http://play.withsix.com/) (www.dayzcommander.com/)
IF you wish to get new maps. Then download them through programs above.

DO NOT;
Look for FPS boosters or additional programs "claiming" to help you.They are most likely key stealers.
Download hacks. If I have to explain this then you deserve to be banned.
Download anything else. You have enough stuff.
Allow your hamster or brother to download things. It's your account

If you follow these steps. I can 100% guarantee you won't get banned.

Thanks for reading

D

Edited September 30, 2013 by Guest
Title edit.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I do not see a listing for restrictions on your brother downloading items needs to be updated.

[Jordan* 277]

Steak, QUIT BEATING ME TO THE JOKES.

And also, your new avatar is fabulous.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Steak, QUIT BEATING ME TO THE JOKES.

And also, your new avatar is fabulous.

Thank you, my hair stylist is siiri she is wonderful with highlights.

[Guest]

I do not see a listing for restrictions on your brother downloading items needs to be updated.

Fixed :)

[TheDesigner 1197]

Okay fine, I'll follow your steps but my hamster's going to be pissed.

[chakijz 174]

My hamster doesn't have his own Steam account, he always asks me to play on mine...I can't handle the cuteness.

Edited May 11, 2013 by chakijz

[Rage VG 4033]

Can my dog play on my account?

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Can my dog play on my account?

Only if its a queensland heeler they are smart enough to stay away from dodgy downloads

[Rage VG 4033]

Only if its a queensland heeler they are smart enough to stay away from dodgy downloads

One's a rottweiler that thinks she's a poodle and the other one is a boxer cross collie that thinks she's a fish. Does that count?

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

One's a rottweiler that thinks she's a poodle and the other one is a boxer cross collie that thinks she's a fish. Does that count?

Both appear harmless they count

[Zarniwoop 1193]

I hope I wont be global banned when I get to install DayZ after my exams in June. Cos I got malware on my PC and I lost a few hundred GB worth of games and still didnt find the thing with malware-bytes. I just have to hope!

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I hope I wont be global banned when I get to install DayZ after my exams in June. Cos I got malware on my PC and I lost a few hundred GB worth of games and still didnt find the thing with malware-bytes. I just have to hope!

I can see the thread now

[Element47 2480]

Download anything else. You have enough stuff.

you never have enough stuff

but i only download biodegradable quality porn from a certified regional provider, so never had any issues. maybe this should be added to the list too...

[IcyZ 295]

Dont download hacks?Why not?Hacks are cool,cause i kill players with my as50 in the coast using aimbot and im such a good player!

Seriously now,nice guide,many guys need to read it,especially new pc players

[Guest]

Dont download hacks?Why not?Hacks are cool,cause i kill players with my as50 in the coast using aimbot and im such a good player!

Seriously now,nice guide,many guys need to read it,especially new pc players

I would ask for this to be pinned but it shouldn't have to be.......

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I would ask for this to be pinned but it shouldn't have to be.......

Does everything you touch turn to gold? Luck of a scot.

[Guest]

Does everything you touch turn to gold? Luck of a scot.

That went over my head :( please explain

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

That went over my head :( please explain

Its a sideways compliment for a kilt lifter such as yourself. Let me break it down.

You are so good at what you do it turns to gold when you make it. It must be because your a scot and have good luck?

[Guest]

Its a sideways compliment for a kilt lifter such as yourself. Let me break it down.

You are so good at what you do it turns to gold when you make it. It must be because your a scot and have good luck?

Ohh. I thought it was a reference to getting it pinned.....

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Ohh. I thought it was a reference to getting it pinned.....

nein!

[Guest]

nein!

Wir mussen deutsch sprechen halten

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Wir mussen deutsch sprechen halten

wie kannst du es wagen beginne ein Deutsch schimpfen!

[dulix11 731]

...german? Ummm.. uch kuper sausage seige stinkle wurfer?

I got nothing.

[TheDesigner 1197]

Tus padres comieron el perro pues yo sabe el pesco era un gato.

3 years of Spanish and I can say all the gibberish I want.