Hetstaine 10852 Posted May 7, 2013 I have this one char who is going on a few months now, trying to keep him alive until standalone..anyway..he gets bored. Waltzing around leaving Vybor and i hear a chopper, being in an open field i leg it to the small rise from where you can see Lopatino. The Huey heads in on my left, not noticing the pile of Zeds i spawned at Vybor and puts it down on the other side of the rise. As i make it over the rise i see a guy get out, dust clouds obscuring him and his heli as i peek out from behind a tree. There is a Herc crash he is investigating for med supplies about thirty metres away from where he landed and he is just going about his business so i swap out my M4A3CC0 for my M40A3 sniper, dial in 400 metres and sight him up..he looks so unworried through my scope. I drop down to his guts and slowly squeeze... BLAM ! Blood spurts and he gets up from his looting position and runs for da chopper, betcha that got his heart rate going. I watch him bandage on the far side of the chopper and then he is in and lifts up and heads North. I am up and running , destination airfield. A couple of minutes later i come in on from the middle southern side..i have heard Huey lewis fapping around in the distance so i wait for him to show himself. Sure enough he comes in and hovers around near the firestation and barracks, I set for 300 metres and wait. He puts down, takes out a few zeds and then heads into the barracks with a couple in tow. I focus on the door of the barracks , watch a couple of zeds fall..wait...wait...movement. He exits the barracks and moves to da chopper, crouches at the tail. I line up his guts again..squeeze..BLAM! Blood spurts, he runs into the barracks no doubt to bandage. I let him do his thing and head for a UAZ i passed in the trees outside of the field, jump in, red fuel state so i decide to head for Zeleno and juice her up. At Zeleno servo i pile drive the car into a bowser and nearly wreck the motor so after rejuicing it i head down to loot the small industrial area. When i am halfway across the open field i hear old mate Huey ..fap fap fap fap..and hide in a bush. Zeds everywhere. This guy must think he has been spawning the zeds because he shows no caution and lands near the back door of the shops, I make it up to the wall with a bunch of aggro on me, play ring around the rosey with two zeds and lose them when i move one foot behind a leaf. No need for the sniper this time, i peer in the shops from my vantage point and see him running around inside, possibly eating food to replenish his low blood from being shot by some asshole sniper... Just as he exits i put a burst of stanag rounds near him. he turns and bolts back inside, i shoot the aggro zeds who have refound me, put another burst at the back door of the shops and run around so i can see the front shop window. Swap to my sniper and put a random two rounds through the front glass, run back around the rear and put another burst at the door with the CC0 then leg it down to loot my industrial. About ten minutes later i hear the chopper fire up and head off in an easterly direction. I jump in my UAZ with dodgy motor and head East. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted May 7, 2013 I read to fapping and started giggling. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M O N S T E R 599 Posted May 7, 2013 "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for supplies, I can tell you I don't let people take them. But what I do have are a particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave now and never come back, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." - Hetstaine, 2013- MONSTER 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Covance 5903 Posted May 7, 2013 The poor guy was like "Hetstaine! Hetstaine everywhere!". :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TerribleFate 49 Posted May 8, 2013 Man 1: *Panting*Man 2: "What happened?"Man 1: Hetstaine's comin' from the walls, man! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saethkept 134 Posted May 8, 2013 Were you on a Seek and Destroy, was Killing your business, and was it a Good Mourning or a Black Friday? At least you did not Wake up dead. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted May 8, 2013 Most amusing all :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
