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Oh man I'm raging so hard right now.

This game is glitchyer than Skyrim ffs.

So i just spent days collecting some cool loot, i log back into the server to appear spawning over and over above the ocean.

Abort, reconnect, i appear in Novy Sober, quite a rare spawn, not where i logged off, but what the hell... I'm somehow a few meters undeground, i take a few steps, broken legs, dead. The end, congrats you lost all your gear.

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Who would you like me to log your complaint with?

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Who would you like me to log your complaint with?

peggy, from that insurance commercial pl0x

also @op would you like cheese with that whine?

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Oh DayZ, you so crazy.

you can't spell dayz without crazy...oh wait you can :L

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You're thinking about it all wrong.. don't think of it as dying early.

Think of it as the game caring about you so much it kills you prematurely so it doesn't waste your time before your inevitable demise.

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I will pass on your complaint to the appropriate authorities.

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I will pass on your complaint to the appropriate authorities.

Make sure you submit the P-6 Clarification form along with the ID-10T Submission of Verbal Complaint form, it will really make it simpler for HR to track it.

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Make sure you submit the P-6 Clarification form along with the ID-10T Submission of Verbal Complaint form, it will really make it simpler for HR to track it.

i'll be sure to also say the secret word its "QQ" don't tell anyone though :P

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Oh noooo perhaps you should ask dean for your money back

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Oh noooo perhaps you should ask dean for your money back

all 0 dollars for the mod (which is worth more than that in my mind XD)

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DayZ is still considerd Alpha. Nothing can be done to bring your character back. And deaths will happen like this often. Its a known issue that the community is trying to fix but... there is only so much that can be done as the game used as the base for the Mod was never desienged to work this way.

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Lol not even 1/3rd of a millionth as bad as some of the things I have had happen to me.

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I shall pass this on to John at Trollarch.

Trollarch have a very serious wedon'tgiveadamntherforegtfo policy.

I shall do my best :)

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Lol not even 1/3rd of a millionth as bad as some of the things I have had happen to me.

"I've been in service for 30 years *smokes a cigarette*, i have seen things no other man has seen... I have felt the blood of my friends splatter on my face as they died right in front of me" from 99% of cop movies XD

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complaintform_zps894cadef.jpg Edited by Fraggle
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Make sure you submit the P-6 Clarification form along with the ID-10T Submission of Verbal Complaint form, it will really make it simpler for HR to track it.

And don't forget the cover sheet, do we need to get you another copy of the memo?

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complaintform_zpsade5a9bc.jpg

i printed it out and wrote in super small font

not enough space to complain.... how do i send it in now?

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i printed it out and wrote in super small font

not enough space to complain.... how do i send it in now?

I'm sorry, your call is important to us. Please hold. *plays Gangnam Style on repeat*.

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I'm sorry, your call is important to us. Please hold. *plays Gangnam Style on repeat*.

LOONNNNNNEEEESTARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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i printed it out and wrote in super small font

not enough space to complain.... how do i send it in now?

Just pop it here boss

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Just pop it here boss

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its not even worthy of that.... i shall use internet explorer to rid of it sir :P

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Just pop it here boss

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And then take a number:

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@ OP. Make sure you leave your contact information. The DayZ dev team needs an address to send their fucks too.

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