The Applejaxc Private Hive DayZ Server

[applejaxc 2500]

(This is the second time I've tried to write this; backspacing occasionally sends me back 2-3 pages and I lost what I wrote)

Long story short:

You're asking yourself, even before you read, what do I, as an east-coast player, benefit from choosing this Private Hive server over someone else's? I'll tell you what:

• Vanilla gameplay. I'm running straight DayZ Chernarus. No +100 helicopter bullcrap.
  
• East-coast focus. I can almost guarantee someone being in Chernogorsk or Elektrozavodsk at all times; my base is being built in Cherno, and I hate spending time anywhere outside the cities.
  
• Swift, immediate banhammer attacks against anyone proven of cheating.
  
• No admin abuse; I am too lazy and too bad at the admin controls to teleport or spawn in gear. In fact, the only things I can do at this point are #login, #kick, and #ban.
  
• A challenge. You don't spawn with a free M9SD, as some wussy servers would let you do. You aren't going to be babied, and no-one is going to restore your gear if you die. You are going to play the game it's meant to be play: As a surreal, zombie-apocalypse survival experience.
  
• The only time side-chat will be used will be by admins (moi) for important, cross-game messages. IE, I will give warnings before server restarts or before server closing.
  
• Nearly 24/7 runtime. I cannot guarantee the internet won't go out, or that I won't have to use the hosting PC for something more important, like school or work. I will not, however, turn the server off (for the night) while people are playing without an emergency-level reason (like my house is burning down).
  
• Friendliness. Unless I'm dying of starvation, I'm probably not going to shoot at you. ;)
  
• A growing player base. Right now the server has 3 people; I'd expect that to increase soon.
  

Sorry for two adverts in two days; the server I advertised last night was taken down and reset (wiping all my gear) do to the failure of my ability to meet certain expectations. This is not technically the same server as was advertised last night.

The server's native IP is (not your business because only the Hostname is required). Regardless of the IP, the hostname is (obviously) Applejaxc. There's no password or whitelist, and there's certainly no crying in side chat because Mr. Bandit shot you.

Edited May 3, 2013 by Applejaxc

[leviski 2152]

How often are you on said server that you own?

[applejaxc 2500]

How often are you on said server that you own?

It's the only one I play on, now, as of last night. So, just about every afternoon during the week.

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Can I pay to for a sweet loadout so I don;t have to bother with all that boring looting? Do you offer heli rides if I don't want to walk?

[BwobBwub 660]

Giv me free as50 an i will play on ure server.

Jk, I might pop on during the weekend, but my ping might be a bit dodgy +100. I spose UK to East coast isn't too bad.

[applejaxc 2500]

Can I pay to for a sweet loadout so I don;t have to bother with all that boring looting? Do you offer heli rides if I don't want to walk?

Aw hell yeah man. Some quid-pro-quo? We're freaking 1337 here.

And can you find my other server advert (Applejaxc PVP Deathmatch server) to the graveyard for me? Thanks a bunch regardless.

I've got 3 players on :)

[applejaxc 2500]

Giv me free as50 an i will play on ure server.

Jk, I might pop on during the weekend, but my ping might be a bit dodgy +100. I spose UK to East coast isn't too bad.

You won't experience problems until you hit ~200 man.

And I'll give you a free Tank. How is that?

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

And can you find my other server advert (Applejaxc PVP Deathmatch server) to the graveyard for me? Thanks a bunch regardless.

I've got 3 players on :)

Sure, I'll hide it, good luck.

[BwobBwub 660]

And I'll give you a free Tank. How is that?

i <3 u

[Heathcz 84]

OMG no first person only? omg omg, not dayz omg

[applejaxc 2500]

OMG no first person only? omg omg, not dayz omg

I'm sorry man, but I did say "Vanilla"; I'm running the files right off their website.

[Inception. 9443]

I'm sorry man, but I did say "Vanilla"; I'm running the files right off their website.

I think he is joking.

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It is a nice server.

[applejaxc 2500]

I think he is joking.

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It is a nice server.

I think he's joking, too, but you can't be too careful man.

And yeah, we signed in at the same time. :)

(I was REALLY hoping to hear your voice and/or give you a blood transfusion)

[Inception. 9443]

I think he's joking, too, but you can't be too careful man.

And yeah, we signed in at the same time. :)

(I was REALLY hoping to hear your voice and/or give you a blood transfusion)

I'd be on longer but I've got school shortly. Anyway, I attempted to ALT+F4 but it didn't work; I am unsure to whether or not it is a problem on my side, or your server has it disabled somehow.

[applejaxc 2500]

I'd be on longer but I've got school shortly. Anyway, I attempted to ALT+F4 but it didn't work; I am unsure to whether or not it is a problem on my side, or your server has it disabled somehow.

What the heck do you mean, you attempted an ALT+F4 ON MY SERVER????? XD

I logged in at the bottom of the firestation, ran up stairs because I heard shooting, and laid down behind a bandit. He's now dead :)

[Inception. 9443]

What the heck do you mean, you attempted an ALT+F4 ON MY SERVER????? XD

I logged in at the bottom of the firestation, ran up stairs because I heard shooting, and laid down behind a bandit. He's now dead :)

Lol a method to exit the server [now the only thing I was under attack from was wind].

[disorder 344]

What is the connection speed like? is this running from your home pc? If it is, what is your maximum upload speed

[applejaxc 2500]

Lol a method to exit the server [now the only thing I was under attack from was wind].

I hate sittingfor 30 seconds when I'm laying in a field. I actually got to 30 seconds, then my character randomly stood up and it reset my counter, then the "Cannot log out in combat" persisted for 5 minutes.

Were YOU the dead body with the Lee Enfield and MP5SD?

What is the connection speed like? is this running from your home pc? If it is, what is your maximum upload speed

My band is dedicated to DayZ while I play. I can guarantee (to east coast players) good connection speed; I was playing earlier today with 5 players online, and no one went above 180 ping (which I consider playable). The only time anything might go wrong is if I need to upload/donwload something and can't turn the server off because players are online.

[applejaxc 2500]

Sorry to the 5 people that joined my server today, including Inception., but a technical failure resulted in the wipe of all progress in DayZ on my server.

That being said, I know that 3 of those 5 players died 1 to 2 times in half an hour, so I doubt much progress was really made.

I personally lost a PDW, DMR, and a MP5SD. Very sad.

The server has been changed so hopefully more players will be able to start anew with us.

[applejaxc 2500]

I've got an AKM and Survival ACU with someone's name on it. Who's going to take it from me?

[Inception. 9443]

Sorry to the 5 people that joined my server today, including Inception., but a technical failure resulted in the wipe of all progress in DayZ on my server.

Not my winchester that has no ammo :o

[applejaxc 2500]

Not my winchester that has no ammo :o

I'll do you one better; the Elektro fire station has a R870 with some slugs and a crowbar in it.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I only request you make my player nude upon entry this is all I ask apple.

[applejaxc 2500]

I only request you make my player nude upon entry this is all I ask apple.

I'm working on it... ;)

I'm personally going to be a naked rainbow.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I'm working on it... ;)

I'm personally going to be a naked rainbow.

Thats a whole new level to immersion what times you on usually?

And I'm holding you to making me a naked butterfly now you mentioned rainbows