Murder: An Emotional Rollercoaster

[applejaxc 2500]

So I was hanging out near the SWAF, getting ready to log off. I was driving a UAZ full of supplies, but since I was already decked out (Ghillie, NVGs, FAL, M24) I decided that I might as well leave it near the SWAF for anyone to take. I park, hop out, run off the tarmac and head for somewhere safe to logout when someone opens fire.

Panicked, I dropped prone and spun around, FAL set to burst. A player with a M1911 jumped from the bushes and shot wildly at the car. I don't know what his problem was...

So I teach him a lesson about wasting free cars by pulling my M9SD and breaking his legs. I ran up behind him, bandaged, and pricked him with an Epi-Pen to wake him up after taking his M1911. I was prepared to give him a speech on indecency when his mic suddenly kicked in, coming out of unconsciousness.

The conversation was something like:

"I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else."

"Someone else?"

"Yeah. A UAZ ran me over this morning. I didn't mean to wreck your car."

"Don't worry about it; happens all the time. There's gear in the back to fix it up anyway. Let me blood bag you."

I went into the car and came out with medicinal supplies. I managed to achieve the hero skin (losing my ghillie but keeping my backpack??) as I helped him up. "Sorry I broke your legs."

"Nah, it's fine... can you give me a lift somewhere?"

"The car is free man."

"I'm not good at driving. Can you bring me somewhere safe? I want to set up a camp."

With a sigh, I decided to spare another hour of my night and drove him up into the mountains overlooking the road between Cherno and Elektro (the best place to AS50 cars and helicopters, by the way). As we were getting up there, he said, "Hey get out, I want to grab some gear from the car."

I stopped the car and walked to the outcroppings of rocks that provided such amazing cover, keeping an eye on him with the FAL. He pulled a MP5SD from the car and shot me like a a*shole, knocking me unconscious. I woke up quickly and pegged him in the leg, not killing him. He jumped into the car and tried to run me over. With no better way to defend myself, I went prone...

...and the car sailed over me...

...and off the mountain...

...and over the trees...

...and into the road, where it exploded killing the driver instantly.

I bandaged and got up. I almost broke my legs several times on my way down to the wreck. His dead body was laying in the grass, my exploded UAZ on the road.

Motherfu...

[TerribleFate 49]

Lol! A guy did the same thing to me once. Except he shot me in the leg, and broke them. When he got in the car, I pumped bullets into the windshield with my rifle. Gravity started pulling the car down the hill, and I tried to scramble out of the way, but he the car drove over me and killed me. Did he have a husky voice? If he did, then it was the same guy.

[Mullraugh 1151]

That's some action movie stuff right there. That guy needed a better plan though, especially if he thought an MP5SD would kill someone in a few shots...

[applejaxc 2500]

Lol! A guy did the same thing to me once. Except he shot me in the leg, and broke them. When he got in the car, I pumped bullets into the windshield with my rifle. Gravity started pulling the car down the hill, and I tried to scramble out of the way, but he the car drove over me and killed me. Did he have a husky voice? If he did, then it was the same guy.

He was a kind of a chirpy British voice.

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

Convincing...except,

1. You can't take someone's weapon off them while they're unconscious (unless it's in your bag)

2. When he tried to run you over, wouldn't he of just hit the protruding rocks on the top of Pik Kozlovka?

3. If he did manage to make it over, doesn't the driver of an exploding vehicle always survive? Because I, for one, have crashed a fair share of heli's, cars, etc, and I have never died instantly if I was behind the wheel...or stick..

Might wanna change your story a bit.

[applejaxc 2500]

Convincing...except,

1. You can't take someone's weapon off them while they're unconscious (unless it's in your bag)

2. When he tried to run you over, wouldn't he of just hit the protruding rocks on the top of Pik Kozlovka?

3. If he did manage to make it over, doesn't the driver of an exploding vehicle always survive? Because I, for one, have crashed a fair share of heli's, cars, etc, and I have never died instantly if I was behind the wheel...or stick..

Might wanna change your story a bit.

1: Yes you can. I've taken people's primary weapons before, let alone bags and side arms.

2: No; the car passed over me.

3: Yes-and-no. The only time I've ever seen anyone survive an exploding video was at around 5:20 here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJZ985hMpWA&list=PL7XH4CVGhhYRMHvGZnOkSQu5u9g_Kfgm9&index=4. I've never seen anyone but me achieve "Survival" after impact. And if you notice, I still die.

Cars blow up with me driving them all the time, and I don't usually survive.

[AlbinoDinoFTW 26]

Convincing...except,

1. You can't take someone's weapon off them while they're unconscious (unless it's in your bag)

2. When he tried to run you over, wouldn't he of just hit the protruding rocks on the top of Pik Kozlovka?

3. If he did manage to make it over, doesn't the driver of an exploding vehicle always survive? Because I, for one, have crashed a fair share of heli's, cars, etc, and I have never died instantly if I was behind the wheel...or stick..

Might wanna change your story a bit.

Agreed

[applejaxc 2500]

Agreed

Read my response above :)

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

1: Yes you can. I've taken people's primary weapons before, let alone bags and side arms.

2: No; the car passed over me.

3: Yes-and-no. The only time I've ever seen anyone survive an exploding video was at around 5:20 here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJZ985hMpWA&list=PL7XH4CVGhhYRMHvGZnOkSQu5u9g_Kfgm9&index=4. I've never seen anyone but me achieve "Survival" after impact. And if you notice, I still die.

Cars blow up with me driving them all the time, and I don't usually survive.

1. You cannot access a players gear while they are knocked out, only backpacks.

2. I'm fully aware it went over you, I just don't know how it didn't hit the tall rocks on the top (and how you got a UAZ up there in the first place is beyond me)

3. Yes they do, but you practically never get "instantly killed" like you said in the OP, yes you may die, but that is usually after you pass out beside the burning wreck, and the secondary explosions shred your innards.

4. #NotGivingYouViews

[AlbinoDinoFTW 26]

1: Yes you can. I've taken people's primary weapons before, let alone bags and side arms.

2: No; the car passed over me.

3: Yes-and-no. The only time I've ever seen anyone survive an exploding video was at around 5:20 here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJZ985hMpWA&list=PL7XH4CVGhhYRMHvGZnOkSQu5u9g_Kfgm9&index=4. I've never seen anyone but me achieve "Survival" after impact. And if you notice, I still die.

Cars blow up with me driving them all the time, and I don't usually survive.

Dude I'm going to be brutally honest here, you need to get better at flying and going into third person. You can use the bootcamp on the Arma II game to get more practice, if you have already done that just get a higher altitude next time, and when you go to land turn on the Auto-Hover and hold Z and gently go to the ground.

PS. That helicopter you found was actually at its spawn point.

PPS. You should pay more attention to your blood and stuff, you were practically asking to die when you crashed. Yeah, you lost a heli and had pretty much no blood, but even if you wanted to die for that you could've easily killed animals to regain health. Anyway, I do enjoy watching your videos so far, but that is just a suggestion for the future.

[applejaxc 2500]

Dude I'm going to be brutally honest here, you need to get better at flying and going into third person. You can use the bootcamp on the Arma II game to get more practice, if you have already done that just get a higher altitude next time, and when you go to land turn on the Auto-Hover and hold Z and gently go to the ground.

PS. That helicopter you found was actually at its spawn point.

PPS. You should pay more attention to your blood and stuff, you were practically asking to die when you crashed. Yeah, you lost a heli and had pretty much no blood, but even if you wanted to die for that you could've easily killed animals to regain health. Anyway, I do enjoy watching your videos so far, but that is just a suggestion for the future.

1: I made that video months ago; I assure you I'm much better at flying now. Would you like me to find video evidence? :)

2: Did you not notice that I was literally shocked into speechlessness My biggest concern was worrying about BattlEYE kicking me because I accidentally induced haxed. XD

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

Auto-Hover

No.

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

1: I made that video months ago; I assure you I'm much better at flying now. Would you like me to find video evidence? :)

2: Did you not notice that I was literally shocked into speechlessness My biggest concern was worrying about BattlEYE kicking me because I accidentally induced haxed. XD

I agree with albino, there's much better methods to landing besides mashing "S". And when you started flying back...you didn't even counter it, and that's just instinct...almost like it was...on purpose perhaps?

And when you are bleeding, isn't your first reaction to bandage? Not walk around speechless at your own utter screw up? And if Battleye was going to kick you for a script restriction, it would have happened on the heli's impact, not after.

Next time, your "biggest concern" shouldn't be trying to get your now destroyed loot, it should bandaging that shit up.

[applejaxc 2500]

I agree with albino, there's much better methods to landing besides mashing "S". And when you started flying back...you didn't even counter it, and that's just instinct...almost like it was...on purpose perhaps?

And when you are bleeding, isn't your first reaction to bandage? Not walk around speechless at your own utter screw up? And if Battleye was going to kick you for a script restriction, it would have happened on the heli's impact, not after.

Next time, your "biggest concern" shouldn't be trying to get your now destroyed loot, it should bandaging that shit up.

1: Like I said, that was one of my very early flying experiences. Calm your tits; why would I stage a DayZ suicide, giving up a hero skin, R870, binoculars, NVGs... you know, shit you don't want to lose?

2: I'd never survived an exploding helicopter before that moment. The closest I'd ever come to anything nearly that awesome was taking a Winchester round to the chest and only being unconscious for a few seconds, and then taking a M107 to the foot without breaking my leg.

3: It-was-a-joke; how the hell does someone accidentally induce hax0rs?

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

1: Like I said, that was one of my very early flying experiences. Calm your tits; why would I stage a DayZ suicide, giving up a hero skin, R870, binoculars, NVGs... you know, shit you don't want to lose?

2: I'd never survived an exploding helicopter before that moment. The closest I'd ever come to anything nearly that awesome was taking a Winchester round to the chest and only being unconscious for a few seconds, and then taking a M107 to the foot without breaking my leg.

3: It-was-a-joke; how the hell does someone accidentally induce hax0rs?

1.

2. For me, and what I would say is most players, the first time I crashed a heli and survived, my first thought wasn't "where the gear menu" it was "holyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckRUNANDBANDAGE

3. I was merely informing you that the script restriction occurs on the impact of the heli, in the case that you were as retarded as you sounded.

[applejaxc 2500]

3. I was merely informing you that the script restriction occurs on the impact of the heli, in the case that you were as retarded as you sounded.

I reiterate: I was joking. Calm the hell down; it's just a thread post, man, not pissing grounds. Some great art forgery wasn't attempted. No one is being assassinated.

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

I reiterate: I was joking. Calm the hell down; it's just a thread post, man, not pissing grounds. Some great art forgery wasn't attempted. No one is being assassinated.

I reiterate I was merely informing you that the script restriction occurs on the impact of the heli, in the case that you were as retarded as you sounded.

[applejaxc 2500]

I reiterate I was merely informing you that the script restriction occurs on the impact of the heli, in the case that you were as retarded as you sounded.

Dude, seriously. I understand how BattlEYE works. It was a nonserious post.

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

Dude, seriously. I understand how BattlEYE works. It was a nonserious post.

3: It-was-a-joke; how the hell does someone accidentally induce hax0rs?

I reiterate: I was joking. Calm the hell down; it's just a thread post, man, not pissing grounds. Some great art forgery wasn't attempted. No one is being assassinated.

[colekern 1364]

Dude, you're being an absolutely needlessly rude moron. It was a cool story, and insulting a guy for no reason is just beyond stupid.

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

Dude, you're being an absolutely needlessly rude moron. It was a cool story, and insulting a guy for no reason is just beyond stupid.

The point is I called him out on his "real" story and he tried to backpedal. And that annoyed me.

[colekern 1364]

The point is I called him out on his "real" story and he tried to backpedal. And that annoyed me.

And my point is that you're being needlessly rude.

[colekern 1364]

The point is I called him out on his "real" story and he tried to backpedal. And that annoyed me.

Okay, have to apologize real quick. I should have kept my cool when I said you were being rude, because I was rude about it. Sorry man.

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

Okay, have to apologize real quick. I should have kept my cool when I said you were being rude, because I was rude about it. Sorry man.

But if your serious, don't worry about it man, haha.

[colekern 1364]

But if your serious, don't worry about it man, haha.

Lol, don't worry, I'm serious.