DayZ Poop Squad, Please read. You will find this very interesting.

[Oliver Riedel 176]

Hello Fellow Apocalypse Survivers.

My name is Anthony, As of now I am the Leader of the 245th Combat Communications Group. A DayZ Origins clan, But that's not the Interesting thing about this post. I am sure all of you are waiting for the Stand Alone of DayZ, am I right? Well I plan to change the name of my Squad to the "Poop Squad" once DayZ Stand Alone is released.Why you ask? The reason being is, I heard a small feature of the game will be pooping. Well this is where my Poop Squad comes into play.

My followers and I, Anthony, Shall poop on everything/anything in sight. If we find your camp you better expect to see some poop, We will poop in your tents, on your camp fires, on your cars (Near the driver seat), In the nearest Water sources, and any other place you can imagine. Then we will hide in a nearby forest or building.. Wait for you to find our poop.. wait for you to rage.. Then enjoy the rest of our day.

Why am i posting here? Well as you can imagine we will need a lot of poop to cover said places. We the Poop Squad will need your help to poop. You don't have to join our squad, Just be on stand-by for when we have a big job to cover.

If you and your friends would like to join the Poop squad, or see a website for the Poop Squad, Please send an E-mail with some form of contact (skype, Steam name, Etc..) to this E-mail dayzpoopsquad@gmail.com . If I receive enough E-Mails then I will open a website to keep the Poop Squad followers updated. Thanks for taking your time reading this! It really means a lot to me and the Poop Squad (245th Combat Communications Group, For now :) ).

Now the only thing is, We need for the god Dean "Rocket" Hall to add this feature to Stand alone. All we can do is hope. And again, Thanks for stopping by! (also the 245th CCG is recruiting for Origins, please send me an email to the dayzpoopsquad@gmail.com with a form of contact to join)

Edited April 26, 2013 by Dr_anthony

[Zarniwoop 1193]

I don't think pooping will be implemented for SA alpha release. We shall see. :P

[Oliver Riedel 176]

I don't think pooping will be implemented for SA alpha release. We shall see. :P

You just have to believe.

[Conkykillz 791]

What a load of shit

[Oliver Riedel 176]

What a load of shit

i see what you did there :3

[Guest]

Imma put an arrow between your cheeks if I see you

[Target Practice (DayZ) 1335]

I remember back in one of the many debates about introducing defecating into the game, I expressed concern that it wouldn't take long for some half-wit with a mild scatological fixation to go out there with the express intention of pooping on everything. I never imagined that they'd be recruiting before the feature has even been introduced, though.

Please let me know what server you play on so I can avoid it like the plague.

[Oliver Riedel 176]

bump

I remember back in one of the many debates about introducing defecating into the game, I expressed concern that it wouldn't take long for some half-wit with a mild scatological fixation to go out there with the express intention of pooping on everything. I never imagined that they'd be recruiting before the feature has even been introduced, though.

Please let me know what server you play on so I can avoid it like the plague.

Why bother posting, I figured when I posted this I would have some Half-wit butt hurt retard trying to stir up a shit storm. Please leave.