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Dear enemy bandit with aks-74 kobra binocs, m1911 and most importantly beans

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Thank you for firing upon me and my friends as we tried to enter the firestation. My enfield was low on ammo and I needed a new gun. You forgot to deal with the rest of us when you broke my friends leg and I taught you a lesson with 2 rounds. I now am well equipped thanks to your kindness. A shot to the leg and then to the head ended your misery and made my day.

Lesson learnt for you: walking into a firestation and asking if anyone was around if they were friendly and not responding and then firing on us is a bandit like act. We didn't raid.

Also: did you not notice that you loss the beans?! come on man... minimalize your losses!

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Im having pizza for dinner today, just came from the store actually.

Prefer making the pizza ourself, tastes so much better than the alraedy done ones you just throw in the oven. hehe :)

Oh wait....

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Im having pizza for dinner today, just came from the store actually.

Prefer making the pizza ourself, tastes so much better than the alraedy done ones you just throw in the oven. hehe :)

Oh wait....

EH, I needed the gear and I was already in a mehish mood so him firing on my friend let me ease the itch on my trigger finger, on a "moving target". Needless to say if I related it to what you said, it was like I stole his pizza before he made it home.

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I dont like to brag about my own skills i like it best if people taste it then they can tell me what they think about the pizza.

If i tell them the pizza is the best in the world before they actually see it, then i cant make excuses afterwards...

Maybe the pizza wanted to taste bad? maybe it wanted to taste good but my visitors didnt think it wanted to taste so good?

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I dont like to brag about my own skills i like it best if people taste it then they can tell me what they think about the pizza.

If i tell them the pizza is the best in the world before they actually see it, then i cant make excuses afterwards...

Maybe the pizza wanted to taste bad? maybe it wanted to taste good but my visitors didnt think it wanted to taste so good?

EH I have my fair share of fails. I'm quite bad at dayZ, this is possibly my best kill yet (saddly). Notably killing a sniper at nwaf (pistoled him up close he didn't notice me) and then grabbing his m107. Then I meant to press I but I press v for some stupid and sad reason and fell to my death because I hopped the rail ;_;

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Im having pizza for dinner today, just came from the store actually.

Prefer making the pizza ourself, tastes so much better than the alraedy done ones you just throw in the oven. hehe :)

Oh wait....

I FUCKING LOL'D SO MUCH

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I taught you a lesson with 2 rounds. I now am well equipped thanks to your kindness.

Now you need 5 rounds to taught lessons with the aks-74 kobra. <_<
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Now you need 5 rounds to taught lessons with the aks-74 kobra. <_<

he was using a lee

Little+Mr.+Stickman-+BOOM+HEADSHOT.gif

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Now you need 5 rounds to taught lessons with the aks-74 kobra. <_<

I'm aware I'm actually low on rounds :'(. Needless to say m1911 is useful 1 hit to zombies on a headshot.

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he was using a lee

range 400 m damage 6700 vs Kobra 200 range damage 2700. the beans was for the headshot pic... :P and not for the edit. B)

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range 400 m damage 6700 vs Kobra 200 range damage 2700. the beans was for the headshot pic... :P and not for the edit. B)

im confused :s yeah pretty sick gif should leave it on

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Thank you for firing upon me and my friends as we tried to enter the firestation. My enfield was low on ammo and I needed a new gun. You forgot to deal with the rest of us when you broke my friends leg and I taught you a lesson with 2 rounds. I now am well equipped thanks to your kindness. A shot to the leg and then to the head ended your misery and made my day.

Lesson learnt for you: walking into a firestation and asking if anyone was around if they were friendly and not responding and then firing on us is a bandit like act. We didn't raid.

Also: did you not notice that you loss the beans?! come on man... minimalize your losses!

YTMND!

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YTMND!

if by man you mean currently logged off but previously cowering in the corner of a church in cherno scared with 1 mag in my aks. I really am the man, oh wait a second

;_;

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Thank you for firing upon me and my friends as we tried to enter the firestation. My enfield was low on ammo and I needed a new gun. You forgot to deal with the rest of us when you broke my friends leg and I taught you a lesson with 2 rounds. I now am well equipped thanks to your kindness. A shot to the leg and then to the head ended your misery and made my day.

Lesson learnt for you: walking into a firestation and asking if anyone was around if they were friendly and not responding and then firing on us is a bandit like act. We didn't raid.

Also: did you not notice that you loss the beans?! come on man... minimalize your losses!

Yeah, make a ragethread everytime you die.

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