The Reddit Rescue Force

[GaylordButtprince 16]

Ladies and gentlemen of the bandit fraternity,

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Gaylord Buttprince, gentleman murderer and the erstwhile bane of the Reddit Rescue Force.

I humbly submit some evidence of my work for your consideration, and would like to throw open the invitation to provide entertainment and distraction for our dear friends, the Reddit Rescue Force.

I have spent a good deal of time with them of late, and am growing quite attached. In fact, their company is so compelling I felt obliged to share.

I look forward to seeing some of you fellows in the future.

Regards

Gaylord Buttprince.

http://www.reddit.co...lood_solnichny/

http://www.reddit.co...s_l_prigorodky/

http://www.reddit.co...ro_supermarket/

http://www.reddit.co...rnogorsk_docks/

http://www.reddit.co...rans_l_elektro/

[FlamingDefibs 421]

Your name makes me chuckle, and the responses on those threads only make me chuckle more.

[GaylordButtprince 16]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wQC991XuUMs#t=350s

From 5.58

One of my devotees was kind enough to detonate himself for me, Gaylord Buttprince, curse of the RRF.

I do hope you enjoy viewing Mr. Burnzcast flying through the air.

[GaylordButtprince 16]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Bandit persuasion

Owing to my fruitful partnership with the Reddit Rescue force, I have more than a few weapons I am willing to donate, gratis, to anyone interested in joining the fun.

Our latest wheeze is to detonate, as seen above, a satchel charge as the hapless Redditor makes his entrance. Hence, I would welcome any donations - or indeed trades - of satchel charges to expedite our daily murder parties.

With warm regards

Gaylord Buttprince

[Rastamaus 323]

beans for imaginative use of satchel charge

[Lord Sauron 18]

Your name makes me chuckle, and the responses on those threads only make me chuckle more.

It made me laugh too.

Edited April 3, 2013 by Lord Sauron

[GaylordButtprince 16]

Gentlemen

It has been a fruitful week in the Buttprince household. Here follow a few titbits from the table. Regrettably my new friends at Reddit seem to take exception to our jolly little exchanges, so I have taken the simple expedient of making the odd facsimile.

Here is the precis of our Elektro meeting:

http://www.2shared.com/photo/m-q2Ty-k/Elektro_rendezvous.html

...and of our meeting today in Pusta

http://www.2shared.com/photo/IgQ3_UEV/PUSTA_FINAL.html

We have fond memories of Prigorodky...

http://www.2shared.com/photo/J-IYnD9s/PRIG_one.html

http://www.2shared.com/photo/wWHO586n/PRIG_2.html

..and I have composed a small poem

http://www.2shared.com/photo/MxD_ZRq8/Pimpernel_poem.html

Some of these chaps aren't as hygienic as they might be! Enter at your own risk!

http://www.2shared.com/photo/etn0Y3n8/Abandon_health_all_ye_who_ente.html

And would you believe, a medic needs assistance!

http://www.2shared.com/photo/oR2UhICH/Marmot_needs_assistance.html

That is all for now, dear friends.

Regards

Gaylord Buttprince

Edited April 3, 2013 by GaylordButtprince

[Mycaptainpugwash 5]

You have to understand I was forced to do this. This evil man has my wife and children locked away and I was forced to sacrifice myself in order to save those that I love. Tell my family that my last thoughts where of them as I watched Marmothelms lifeless corpse fly across the room as the blast expanded out and took me into its fiery embrace. That and I had a good giggle for about 10 minutes afterwards

[Kyarno 5]

You are an inspiration to us all, Gaylord.

Please, kill in the name of the Great Bandit in the Sky

[Gayprince Buttlord 3]

RRF=RIP >:(

[amit 33]

Circlejerk thread supreme. Keep getting mad hahaha. You're only making yourself look like a fool. This subforum is for legitimate bandits who put effort into their killings instead of trying to make a name by taking the easiest route.

[Gayprince Buttlord 3]

Circlejerk thread supreme. Keep getting mad hahaha. You're only making yourself look like a fool. This subforum is for legitimate bandits who put effort into their killings instead of trying to make a name by taking the easiest route.

You seem really upset about this whole situation, how about you meet me at elektro firehouse, my legs are broke again...

[amit 33]

You seem really upset about this whole situation, how about you meet me at elektro firehouse, my legs are broke again...

You seem to have mad vision. You think that anything someone says who opposes your views says is said in anger lol. Saying it won't make it true :P

Edited April 4, 2013 by A9821

[Powerchicken 3]

Shhhh Amit, don't spoil his fantasies. We wouldn't want him realising how little people care about him, imagine what it'd do to his self-esteem. No, my good sir, we have to enable todays youth, and encourage them to socialise with the rest of us, even if it is through childish means. That's what it means to be a child.

If we take away their rebellious childhood, imagine the social outcasts they'll turn out to be when they grow up.

/Powerchicken - RRF

Edited April 4, 2013 by Powerchicken

[Gayprince Buttlord 3]

If we take away their rebellious childhood, imagine the social outcasts they'll turn out to be when they grow up.

/Powerchicken - RRF

You're right we could turn into some inept medic with a potty mouth.

[amit 33]

You're right we could turn into some inept medic with a potty mouth.

Right, because an entire community of 2,600 people are all "inept medics" with potty mouths. If you can't take the heat, you'd best die quickly on the barbecue.

[Gayprince Buttlord 3]

Right, because an entire community of 2,600 people are all "inept medics" with potty mouths. If you can't take the heat, you'd best die quickly on the barbecue.

My apologies madam, yes the 2,600 medics are inept, and for that matter the ones I have dealt do in fact have potty mouth. I also am not going to die quickly on the barbecue but rather slow roast on it, and I am marinaded if you need to know.

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

I used to be a medic For TMW and I loved the fact that there's people like you making things risky. Not sure why it's upsetting some TBH. It's all part of the danger and fun of being a medic. Maybe it's because you're targetting the RRF specifically.

TMW was the biggest and most organised bunch of medics DayZ has ever seen and the fact people chose to make our lives a misery is all part of the fun TBH. It'd be boring if it was easy.

Edited April 5, 2013 by Fraggle

[GaylordButtprince 16]

Ladies and Gentlemen

Apropos the suggestion of A9821 above, we decided to arrange a little barbecue in the woods for our dear friends at the Reddit Rescue Force tonight. The evening went with quite a bang, and spirits - even bodies - were very high as our little soiree drew to a close.

If our respected and sagacious A9821 would like to offer any more suggestions for our next vernissage we shall do our very best to honour them.

With cordial regards

Gaylord Buttprince

[GaylordButtprince 16]

Ladies and Gentlemen

It would appear that our friends at Reddit Rescue Force have accidentally mislaid every single record of our meetings! How careless.

Fortunately, like the good scouts we are, we were prepared for such a mishap.

Our latest exchange can be found here:

http://www.2shared.com/photo/ZaP7mOVc/Topolka_barbecue.html

With warm regards

Gaylord Buttprince

[Powerchicken 3]

I used to be a medic For TMW and I loved the fact that there's people like you making things risky. Not sure why it's upsetting some TBH. It's all part of the danger and fun of being a medic. Maybe it's because you're targetting the RRF specifically.

TMW was the biggest and most organised bunch of medics DayZ has ever seen and the fact people chose to make our lives a misery is all part of the fun TBH. It'd be boring if it was easy.

The RRF has always had to deal with ambushes, and it's never been much of an issue.

The supposed anger here likely stems from the sheer immaturity of their posts. It's hard to care much for a guy calling himself "gaylord buttprince" who spends most of his time with a dictionary, insulting everyone he comes across.

GaylordButtprince, that's a very pleasant sqeeky voice you've got there. Are all of you 14 years old? I'm genuinely curious.

[GaylordButtprince 16]

Ladies and gentlemen

My love for the Reddit Rescue force swells within me like an enormous 'yes', and, drawing on the astute observations made by one of their number on the pitch of my voice, I saw fit to immortalise their adept of the alt-f4, the legendary John5, in song.

Here follows this little ditty - a musical vignette of our encounter with that matchless master of the combat log. Though it will certainly have its detractors, I hope it may prove more durable under fire than the evanescent John himself.

Terpsichoreally yours,

Gaylord Buttprince

http://www.2shared.com/audio/kE7-mNGY/Killin_john_5.html

[Rastamaus 323]

Shhhh Amit, don't spoil his fantasies. We wouldn't want him realising how little people care about him,

/Powerchicken - RRF

you cared enough to post about it lol - butthurt?

[amit 33]

I used to be a medic For TMW and I loved the fact that there's people like you making things risky. Not sure why it's upsetting some TBH. It's all part of the danger and fun of being a medic. Maybe it's because you're targetting the RRF specifically.

TMW was the biggest and most organised bunch of medics DayZ has ever seen and the fact people chose to make our lives a misery is all part of the fun TBH. It'd be boring if it was easy.

You don't seem to realize the extent of what his friends and him are doing. Since we had started up in June 2012, there was always the risk of being ambushed and the medics accept that. It happens, we get it. Hell, even the OP here had a pretty clever ambush involving a deer stand and a satchel charge last year and we gave him full credit for that. It was good since nobody had done it before. However, the sheer amount of ambushes that his crew has stage in the span of 4 days this week alone is harassment.

Edited April 5, 2013 by A9821

[herrjon 478]

It seems to me part of the problem is RRF's code of conduct. They are far too trusting of there patients and take little to no protective measures, at least from the footage I've seen so far. In all the time I've been in TMW I haven't had a single betrayal or ambush during a medic mission, because I never gave them the chance. The only problems we have had are hackers and the little ESU annoyance.