GaylordButtprince

Ladies and Gentlemen In my absence from the wasteland I offer a bounty for each confirmed murder of a member of the Reddit Rescue Force. Please see the trading thread for details. Yours Gaylord Buttprince

Ladies and gentlemen My obligations to the Gaylord Buttprince Orphanage And Nightclub (members only) require the dereliction of my duties to the Reddit Rescue Force. Sadly I shall be absent for one week. In order that my friends at RRF do not forget me, I offer the following bounty: One item from the following list for one documented murder of a member of the Reddit Rescue Force. Mk48 plus three belts M4 ccoSD plus four magazines M9 SD plus four magazines G36A plus four magazines GPS NVGs AS50 plus 2 magazines NATO rounds Ghillie suit AND camo clothing AND camping tent (counts as one item) My list of rewards is not exhaustive. PM me if you require an unlisted item and I shall endeavour to find it. CONDITIONS 1: Interested in murdering for personal gain? Pm me and shall place your reward in the stewardship of an independent third party. You will be notified of their identity via pm. 2: Once the murder is completed, post the evidence here. 3: All rewards will be honoured as soon as evidence is published and the murder approved. 4: 'Documented kill' - screen capture of textual evidence, recording of teamspeak, FRAPS of murder or similar. 5: This offer closes on the 13 th of April 2013 at midnight. 6: Murders are to be reported in this thread and via pm to myself. 7: Bonuses apply for high ranking targets or multiple kills. All murders committed in this period will be honoured with the requested item. Extras will be added gratis for ingenuity and the entertainment value of your homicides. I look forward to hearing from you. Yours in selfless service Gaylord Buttprince

Ladies and Gentlemen I have decided to take a brief sabbatical from my Reddit Rescue duties in order to devote some time to the Gaylord Buttprince Foundation for Disadvantaged Children. I shall be overseas for a short while to tutor a group of lucky foundlings in the ways of righteousness, that the next generation might be raised in the sight of values of which we can all be justly proud. Presently I shall be back, refreshed and invigorated from the succour provided by charitable deeds to resume the Lord's work. Fear not, my friends, I have not deserted you. Fraternally, Gaylord Buttprince

Ladies and gentlemen My love for the Reddit Rescue force swells within me like an enormous 'yes', and, drawing on the astute observations made by one of their number on the pitch of my voice, I saw fit to immortalise their adept of the alt-f4, the legendary John5, in song. Here follows this little ditty - a musical vignette of our encounter with that matchless master of the combat log. Though it will certainly have its detractors, I hope it may prove more durable under fire than the evanescent John himself. Terpsichoreally yours, Gaylord Buttprince http://www.2shared.com/audio/kE7-mNGY/Killin_john_5.html

Ladies and Gentlemen It would appear that our friends at Reddit Rescue Force have accidentally mislaid every single record of our meetings! How careless. Fortunately, like the good scouts we are, we were prepared for such a mishap. Our latest exchange can be found here: http://www.2shared.com/photo/ZaP7mOVc/Topolka_barbecue.html With warm regards Gaylord Buttprince

Ladies and Gentlemen Apropos the suggestion of A9821 above, we decided to arrange a little barbecue in the woods for our dear friends at the Reddit Rescue Force tonight. The evening went with quite a bang, and spirits - even bodies - were very high as our little soiree drew to a close. If our respected and sagacious A9821 would like to offer any more suggestions for our next vernissage we shall do our very best to honour them. With cordial regards Gaylord Buttprince

Gentlemen It has been a fruitful week in the Buttprince household. Here follow a few titbits from the table. Regrettably my new friends at Reddit seem to take exception to our jolly little exchanges, so I have taken the simple expedient of making the odd facsimile. Here is the precis of our Elektro meeting: http://www.2shared.com/photo/m-q2Ty-k/Elektro_rendezvous.html ...and of our meeting today in Pusta http://www.2shared.com/photo/IgQ3_UEV/PUSTA_FINAL.html We have fond memories of Prigorodky... http://www.2shared.com/photo/J-IYnD9s/PRIG_one.html http://www.2shared.com/photo/wWHO586n/PRIG_2.html ..and I have composed a small poem http://www.2shared.com/photo/MxD_ZRq8/Pimpernel_poem.html Some of these chaps aren't as hygienic as they might be! Enter at your own risk! http://www.2shared.com/photo/etn0Y3n8/Abandon_health_all_ye_who_ente.html And would you believe, a medic needs assistance! http://www.2shared.com/photo/oR2UhICH/Marmot_needs_assistance.html That is all for now, dear friends. Regards Gaylord Buttprince

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Bandit persuasion Owing to my fruitful partnership with the Reddit Rescue force, I have more than a few weapons I am willing to donate, gratis, to anyone interested in joining the fun. Our latest wheeze is to detonate, as seen above, a satchel charge as the hapless Redditor makes his entrance. Hence, I would welcome any donations - or indeed trades - of satchel charges to expedite our daily murder parties. With warm regards Gaylord Buttprince

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wQC991XuUMs#t=350s From 5.58 One of my devotees was kind enough to detonate himself for me, Gaylord Buttprince, curse of the RRF. I do hope you enjoy viewing Mr. Burnzcast flying through the air.

Ladies and gentlemen of the bandit fraternity, Allow me to introduce myself. I am Gaylord Buttprince, gentleman murderer and the erstwhile bane of the Reddit Rescue Force. I humbly submit some evidence of my work for your consideration, and would like to throw open the invitation to provide entertainment and distraction for our dear friends, the Reddit Rescue Force. I have spent a good deal of time with them of late, and am growing quite attached. In fact, their company is so compelling I felt obliged to share. I look forward to seeing some of you fellows in the future. Regards Gaylord Buttprince. http://www.reddit.co...lood_solnichny/ http://www.reddit.co...s_l_prigorodky/ http://www.reddit.co...ro_supermarket/ http://www.reddit.co...rnogorsk_docks/ http://www.reddit.co...rans_l_elektro/