dappadan95 332 Posted March 23, 2013 Does anyone have any news on next patch???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Planck 7174 Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) When there are news on 1.7.7 they will show up in the announcement forum. Did you check there??EDIT: Actually, sorry for my rudeness. I have tons of news on 1.7.7.*Players will spawn naked and bleeding*There is a new masturbation animation*The new masturbation animation will cause bleeding*Zombies can still clip through walls, but now it's intentional*Cans are back (controversy!)*Helicopters have been removed*Hovercars have been added (it's what people want...)*Marshmellow-roasting animation have been added*Marshmellows have not been added (next patch maybe, don't complain)*Boats have been replaced by cute dolphins (noone used them anyway)*Mosquitos now have 85% chance of giving you malaria*All weapons have been removed, except crowbar*Crowbar has been nerfed Edited March 23, 2013 by Max Planck 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zombiekiller777 10 Posted March 23, 2013 When there are news on 1.7.7 they will show up in the announcement forum. Did you check there??EDIT: Actually, sorry for my rudeness. I have tons of news on 1.7.7.*Players will spawn naked and bleeding*There is a new masturbation animation*The new masturbation animation will cause bleeding*Zombies can still clip through walls, but now it's intentional*Cans are back (controversy!)*Helicopters have been removed*Hovercars have been added (it's what people want...). What a dick, and that's not even funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gamerman001 182 Posted March 23, 2013 . What a dick, and that's not even funnyNo its hilarious XD I understand what hes doing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auslovich 48 Posted March 23, 2013 *There is a new masturbation animation*Loads up a female character* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gamerman001 182 Posted March 23, 2013 When there are news on 1.7.7 they will show up in the announcement forum. Did you check there??EDIT: Actually, sorry for my rudeness. I have tons of news on 1.7.7.*Players will spawn naked and bleeding*There is a new masturbation animation*The new masturbation animation will cause bleeding*Zombies can still clip through walls, but now it's intentional*Cans are back (controversy!)*Helicopters have been removed*Hovercars have been added (it's what people want...)*Marshmellow-roasting animation have been added*Marshmellows have not been added (next patch maybe, don't complain)*Boats have been replaced by cute dolphins (noone used them anyway)*Mosquitos now have 85% chance of giving you malaria*All weapons have been removed, except crowbar*Crowbar has been nerfedAgain Max, You have made me chuckle! Beans for you, sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Planck 7174 Posted March 23, 2013 Again Max, You have made me chuckle! Beans for you, sir.Thanks, appreciate it. One man's dick is another man's chuckle, as they say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattbrockman@ymail.com 8 Posted March 23, 2013 *Marshmellows have not been added (next patch maybe, don't complain)thats it devs iv'e had enough!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Powell (DayZ) 734 Posted March 23, 2013 It's coming along very well so far 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArVa12 2 Posted March 23, 2013 I think alaska is a great place for a holiday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
