DayZ 1.7.7 Any news?

[dappadan95 332]

Does anyone have any news on next patch????

[Max Planck 7174]

When there are news on 1.7.7 they will show up in the announcement forum. Did you check there??

EDIT: Actually, sorry for my rudeness. I have tons of news on 1.7.7.

*Players will spawn naked and bleeding

*There is a new masturbation animation

*The new masturbation animation will cause bleeding

*Zombies can still clip through walls, but now it's intentional

*Cans are back (controversy!)

*Helicopters have been removed

*Hovercars have been added (it's what people want...)

*Marshmellow-roasting animation have been added

*Marshmellows have not been added (next patch maybe, don't complain)

*Boats have been replaced by cute dolphins (noone used them anyway)

*Mosquitos now have 85% chance of giving you malaria

*All weapons have been removed, except crowbar

*Crowbar has been nerfed

Edited March 23, 2013 by Max Planck

[zombiekiller777 10]

When there are news on 1.7.7 they will show up in the announcement forum. Did you check there??

EDIT: Actually, sorry for my rudeness. I have tons of news on 1.7.7.

*Players will spawn naked and bleeding

*There is a new masturbation animation

*The new masturbation animation will cause bleeding

*Zombies can still clip through walls, but now it's intentional

*Cans are back (controversy!)

*Helicopters have been removed

*Hovercars have been added (it's what people want...)

. What a dick, and that's not even funny

[gamerman001 182]

. What a dick, and that's not even funny

No its hilarious XD I understand what hes doing.

[Auslovich 48]

*There is a new masturbation animation

*Loads up a female character*

[gamerman001 182]

When there are news on 1.7.7 they will show up in the announcement forum. Did you check there??

EDIT: Actually, sorry for my rudeness. I have tons of news on 1.7.7.

*Players will spawn naked and bleeding

*There is a new masturbation animation

*The new masturbation animation will cause bleeding

*Zombies can still clip through walls, but now it's intentional

*Cans are back (controversy!)

*Helicopters have been removed

*Hovercars have been added (it's what people want...)

*Marshmellow-roasting animation have been added

*Marshmellows have not been added (next patch maybe, don't complain)

*Boats have been replaced by cute dolphins (noone used them anyway)

*Mosquitos now have 85% chance of giving you malaria

*All weapons have been removed, except crowbar

*Crowbar has been nerfed

Again Max, You have made me chuckle! Beans for you, sir.

[Max Planck 7174]

Again Max, You have made me chuckle! Beans for you, sir.

Thanks, appreciate it. One man's dick is another man's chuckle, as they say.

[[email protected] 8]

*Marshmellows have not been added (next patch maybe, don't complain)

thats it devs iv'e had enough!!!!

[Powell (DayZ) 734]

It's coming along very well so far

[ArVa12 2]

I think alaska is a great place for a holiday!