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ponc

The strange and bizarre death cult of Kamenka

By ponc, in DayZ Mod General Discussion

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Shrapnell    92

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haha i play with a adhd gamer and when he spawns in on churno we all brace ourselves in Teamspeak for the almighty shit storm if its Kamenka :lol:

funny thing is it always is :lol:

you can just imagine gamers everywhere sitting there fingers crossed patting head rubbing belly at same time chanting " not kamenka, anywhere but that Fing place sweet baby jesus " the black fade in comes and low and behold the sweet place that is kamenki greets you ! :lol: fuuuuuu you stupid game why you spawn me here everytimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. runs round shooting chopping every animal in sight then jumps off bridge for another ten spawns in kamenka :lol:

finally you spawn in electra and instantly shot by a sniper on hill who hasnt moved since 1989 for his last bowl movement. you then hit abort respawn back in yep you know where you just spawned .......

KAMENKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CYCLE OF LLLIIIFFFEEE

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Uncle Zed    272

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Wow. Google Translate did the OP no justice.

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