applejaxc 2500 Posted March 10, 2013 We live, die, laugh and cry. DayZ makes us throw our hands in the air in bursts of excitement and smash our keyboards with fists of anger.We take screenshots and videos to commemorate and remember our times, good and bad, whether they be wins or fails.So why don't we give each other a good laugh and share our experiences? Instead of crying, let's see someone ELSE fail for once, and laugh at them! Jerry Springer style, I want to bring joy to the forums.Submissions to the Win and Fail Competition can have no more than one picture and video per post. If there is just a picture, provide a SHORT explaination of what happened, and title your post "My Win," "My Fail," or something along those lines.My Double Failhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMPwAdYIv4oSkip to about 10 for the first fail, and 35 for the second. (or watch the whole video?)I discovered gravity and the power of zombies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael (DayZ) 5 Posted March 10, 2013 46 Minutes Is waay too long to watch for a few fails. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 10, 2013 46 Minutes Is waay too long to watch for a few fails.THUS I said skip to 10:00 and 35:00 to see the fails. The episode wasn't recorded with the intention of being a fail showcase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Provos 7 Posted March 11, 2013 How is it that you never have you never have any rating on your sight or sound meter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 11, 2013 How is it that you never have you never have any rating on your sight or sound meter?That sentence took me 3 attempts to read.Are you asking why don't I make noise/can't be seen?I think my display is FUBAR with all the mods I've got installed on top of DayZ; I usually have a broken leg display and the game won't get rid of the "You're in shock" display until I log out/log back in.And I was in a forest. You don't usually make noise/have a visual reading when you're near the marked mountain locations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carve 17 Posted March 11, 2013 Why are all the zombies highlighted white through buildings, etc..? Also you've got the "bleeding" blip that's "always on"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 11, 2013 Why are all the zombies highlighted white through buildings, etc..? Also you've got the "bleeding" blip that's "always on"?If you read one of the questions above you, you'd know that my HUD is FUBAR (fucked up beyond all reason) for some reason. The bleeding indicator wasn't flashing anyway; I wasn't bleeding.As for the white blips through walls on zombies: Why do you ask? Is that not normal?Maybe it's because the server I was playing on was "Recruit" instead of "Veteran" difficulty? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GotBeanZ 45 Posted March 11, 2013 (fudged up beyond all reason) for some reason."Beyond all reason.... for some reason.."And that was a fail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 11, 2013 "Beyond all reason.... for some reason.."And that was a fail.No it wasn't. Acronyming a word avoid the rule of repetition. You could easily read that sentence without the parentheses. I was trying to be nice by explaining what FUBAR meant.Now if you want to talk about fails... You only use three periods in an elipsetical omission, genius.Grammar Nazi fail.Go back home and concentrate on what you've done wrong today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael (DayZ) 5 Posted March 11, 2013 THUS I said skip to 10:00 and 35:00 to see the fails. The episode wasn't recorded with the intention of being a fail showcase.Ahh Right, I see. I just noticed that after I posted the comment, and was going to edit it, but I thought mehh I'll leave it for now :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timboski 618 Posted March 11, 2013 My FailI parked my heli in my usual sneaky hard to get to spot and when I logged back in found this had somehow happened :oThen to make matters much worse I stupidly got into the gunner seat (as you can see in the pic) and my only option was to switch gun seats or eject. I ejected and broke my legs. I had no morphine so decided to log out until my mates were on. Well while I was logged out the heli exploded and took the castle with it (probably someone decided to use it as target practice) and when I logged in I fell to my death and my body was unreachable. Oh well :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 11, 2013 My FailI parked my heli in my usual sneaky hard to get to spot and when I logged back in found this had somehow happened :oThen to make matters much worse I stupidly got into the gunner seat (as you can see in the pic) and my only option was to switch gun seats or eject. I ejected and broke my legs. I had no morphine so decided to log out until my mates were on. Well while I was logged out the heli exploded and took the castle with it (probably someone decided to use it as target practice) and when I logged in I fell to my death and my body was unreachable. Oh well :DI made an AMAZING chopper landing a few weeks ago. I braked from 120mph to 5, although I fucked up the chassis when I hit the dirt. 12 of the 20 in the chopper bailed (it was a huey in Takistan) before a hacker teleported us to about 100 feet up and away. Like the idiot I was, I had landed instead of hovering; there wasn't enough time to spin the rotors back up before we wrecked. :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
