Strange happenings in a barn...

[SCoHS 2]

So, I was running in the field north of Cherno, having just recently survived an encounter with a hostile survivor. I am armed with a hatchet, M1911, and some beans. My blood is in the red, my vision is blurry, and my heart is beating like crazy. I spot a nearby barn, and decide to run in looking for a wood pile or a knife so I can hunt an animal to refill my blood meter... when all of a sudden, someone says "I seeeeee youuuuuu!" I instantly prone, and role away from the window on the top floor of the barn. All of a sudden, a rabbit comes up to... And begins to talk. "Are you friendly?" I reply, saying that I am, and that I'm close to death. I then add in, "I promise not to hack you to pieces Mr. Rabbit," hoping that our mysterious friend has a sense of humor. Then, he says, "Come outside, I have a gift for you!" The rabbit then immediately disappears, and the microphone is silent. I wait a second, and then disconnect out of fear of being killed by hacks or a trap set by someone with a dark sense of humor. Anyone have an opinion?

[GOD™ 2795]

well you didn't have much so you should of just went outside and see what he had.

Heck it could of been a chopper he was going to give you.

or a bullet to the everything.

Edited March 10, 2013 by GOD™

[LaurenDanger 100]

Hackers have changed people into rabbits and para-dropped cows everywhere, so having a hacker be a rabbit makes sense. There are YouTube vids enough about it from the days when hacking was everywhere at all times. While it would have been interesting to see what was in store, logging out was just as safe of an option given that you might have found yourself descending to the pavement of an airfield from a few thousand metres in the air.

[Auslovich 48]

You should have stayed!

You had pretty shitty gear, waiting to see if he gave you a chopper (or chopped your head off) would have been worth the risk!

[EdgarFriendly 80]

Who needs hackers when I get warped to bloody otmel at least once a day lol!

[Sutinen 635]

Sounds like public servers to me.

[aussiebobby 82]

Sounds like public servers to me.

Must be,never see hackers on private hives

[BwobBwub 660]

Hacking techniques are getting boring now. I want to see a Giant-Super Zombie.

[EdgarFriendly 80]

Hacking techniques are getting boring now. I want to see a Giant-Super Zombie.

Zombzilla! Finally a use for the rocket launcher!!!!

[THE_BURNDOWN 27]

Zombzilla! Finally a use for the rocket launcher!!!!

We don't have an RPG in the mod (anymore).

But grenade launchers will do.

Edited March 11, 2013 by THE_BURNDOWN

[NorthWolfe 3]

Strange happenings in a barn...

That's what my cousin said to me a decade ago...of course, nine months later she wasn't so pleased about my "investigation".

[Grandchamp (DayZ) 14]

Strange happenings in a barn...

That's what my cousin said to me a decade ago...of course, nine months later she wasn't so pleased about my "investigation".

dafuq did i just read

[mzltv 2281]

Are you sure you wasn't delerious from blood loss?