Tigerbeetweenie 51 Posted March 9, 2013 New mode with the aforementioned name. This should satiate the unquenchable lust of the uber hardcore portion of the community.Advanced oil harvesting:Kill a cowUse cow fat over a fire to turn it into an extremely crude form of oilTake oil to refinery in Cherno.One hour refining period.Put oil into jerry canThe oil is now usable fuelUltra realistic weapon decay! Behold as your weapons explode and wound you upon first shot due to years of natural erosion and neglect!Super mega dream stomping simulator! Watch as your fellow survivors beat the crap out of unrealistic (heresy!) fake internet brands which have suddenly become plastered all over their precious cans! Are you a heathen who actually wants to reward prominent community members with their very own in-game easter egg that has no impact on game play whatsoever? GET THE FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT. SO HARDCORE.Be amazed at the super cool real-time road decay! You can't even drive through this shit without popping your tires! Don't be some kind of pussy ass noob who can't handle the INTENSE. REALISM.Advanced human waste management system:Prepare for soiled pants and extreme disease when you fail to go to the bathroom.UBER REALISTIC OUTHOUSE INTERACTION SYSTEM.Scream in horror when your number ones and number twos attract wolves and zombies![*]New MLG Pro EliteTM ranking system for showing all those kids that video games are SERIOUS BUSINESS. SERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS![*]AND MORE SHIT TO COME!!!111!!11!3 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Food 309 Posted March 9, 2013 What broken legs taking 3 weeks to heal? It's the only way to play Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Exile* Sami 188 Posted March 9, 2013 Sounds INTENSE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lindey 69 Posted March 9, 2013 AAAND it's so realistic you can't even logout. Just can't. Needs to sleep near the computer. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted March 9, 2013 When you die you're copy of Arma uninstalls itself and clears your registry. HARDCORE. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoulShaper2 243 Posted March 9, 2013 When you die you're copy of Arma uninstalls itself and clears your registry. HARDCORE.I just go get my BB gun and point it where ever i got hit when i die... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skat3rat 1633 Posted March 9, 2013 When you die you're copy of Arma uninstalls itself and clears your registry. HARDCORE.Then you get shot by Rocket IRL! ULTRA REALISM EXTREME HARDCORE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ididi9 (DayZ) 53 Posted March 9, 2013 Don't forget your not allowed to eat in real life unless you find food in-game. ZOMBIE SIMULATION IRL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rushthezeppelin 8 Posted March 9, 2013 How about ultra realistic diabetes if you drink too much fucking soda >< Ohh and other diseases caused by nutritional deficiencies of eating only canned goods and meat >< Enjoy your scurvy and rickets if you cant figure out how to farm bitches : P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrB34 10 Posted March 9, 2013 I got one! Instead of actually gaining thirst from Soad, you actually lose thirst and you become even more dehydrated! But who cares! It tastes good. Right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Guardian- 206 Posted March 9, 2013 FUUUUUCKIN A RIGHT, THIS WHOLE THREAD IS SOOO HARDXCORE EXTTREEMME I CANT EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING TO ADD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willey.erd@oundleschool.org.uk 506 Posted March 9, 2013 On this new-fangled mode, when you die the screen should black out and you can't do anything (you are dead). Have to buy the game again.Actually that said, SirGay TitJob already probably has this idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Devon206 (DayZ) 77 Posted March 10, 2013 You should have a wristband that shocks you till your KO'd for a day when you die. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lindey 69 Posted March 10, 2013 Kill a cowUse cow fat over a fire to turn it into an extremely crude form of oilTake oil to refinery in Cherno.One hour refining period.Put oil into jerry canThe oil is now usable fuelI know better REALITYSTOMPINGMUTHAHARDCOREIDEA MANMurder a manBrake his arm and make open woundPull out his broken bone and sharpen it to make a bone knifeGut him with this knife and eat his meatAlso use his fat to make oil as described earlierUse his bones to attract zeds or peopleBE A REAL SURVIVOR! NO MERCY IN CHERNARUS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 10, 2013 When you die you're copy of Arma uninstalls itself and clears your registry. HARDCORE.*your Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
