What's your "Chuck Norris" moment?

[(RARR)Street 0]

I just killed three bandits. One on ground, his mates where in a chopper hovering above, not far from ground level. I picked up his gun after I killed him and shot at the helecopter, I did do a heavy amount of damage. They lost control and crashed onto a roof. Apon going up to investigate, I see two people have just died, similar names. They had great loot on them, more guns than I have ever seen. What's your "Chuck Norris" moment?

[Caelum (DayZ) 5]

Was top on Cherno hospital by the tents. Some guy flew down and autohovered, got into the gunners seat and tried to shoot at me.

I sniped him with a makarov.

There is no rage, only tears.

[spinager 152]

Panthera.

Middle in a Helicopter air battle, I jump out an parachute down on the side of some hills. The other Helicopter goes down as well. I see 3 parachutes open up. I take aim with my AIM and kill one in mid air.

I make my way up the snowy steep hill. From the top I see 2 figures down hill. I have the advantage of being on higher ground. I take one out with my AIM. Knocked out. I aim for the other. Dead. I shoot the KO one. Dead. I go loot their bodies but nothing will change the AIM/AS50 combo.

[colekern 1364]

I had just joined a random private hive. Apparently, it was a custom server. I started with a golden revolver and a mag for it, and an axe.

I immediately went to the nearest town and started looting. There were a few bodies, but they had nothing useful except for a bandage.

That was about the time I started hearing footsteps. Not the slow steps that a zombie makes, but fast, like a human. I hid in building. It was definitely footsteps, just a little to the east.

I figured I'd go out and find whoever was causing it. As walked out, I maintained constant awareness in all directions. That's when I saw it: he was behind me. I tried to get to cover, but he had already come around the corner. I was exposed.

I tried to use voice chat and tell him to drop his gun, but I had forgotten to bind my voice chat key to T after I created a new profile in Arma 2. So now I was just pointing my gun at the guy. He fired.

He fired and hit me three times before I hit him once. But I was smart. I got a headshot and he went down. I bandaged. He shot me one time when he got back up, then I got a body shot and a headshot. He went down, then I spent the rest of my mag ending him. I bandaged and equipped my axe to kill the zombies the gunfight had aggroed.

Suddenly, his buddy came around the corner. He hit me once or twice (I can't remember which one), and I ran to the docks and locked myself in a building.

I heard him outside, trying to avoid zombies. Finally, I charged. He ran. He hit me once, but I hit him with my axe multiple times. He kept running.

Now I went full on madman (I literally yelled "come back here!!!!" over the mic). He was weak. Out of ammo. I was going to finish him.

He pulled out his axe and hit me once before he died. That caused me to bleed, and I only had about one thousand or two thousand blood left. Then the game glitched, and automatically hid his body. My only chance was to make it back to the other guy and get his bandage.

The zombies were to busy beating the unconscious guy to death, so I made it to the body and bandaged. Success.

So yeah, five to six revolver shots and a hatchet hit. I'm tough.

[Zombie_JC 28]

Simple and sweet. Two friends and I were hiking north away from Electro when we heard an engine. One friend and I ducked into some bushes as quick as possible, but the other was not as quick and was seen. The car drove past and came back a couple minutes later driving towards where my friend was seen.

The three of us decided to bait them with the guy who was seen, seeing as he didn't have much gear as he was a fresher spawn. My friend started running into the woods and two people from the car ran after him shooting. I ran towards their car to find a third person waiting at the drivers seat and quickly shot his face off.

My friend was unfortunately murdered by the two bandits, but I had their car and my second friend had their bodies peppered with bullets. Yay for free loot. THE END

[Zombie_JC 28]

Then there was the one time I was in a barn and my friend was running around outside being chased by zombies. I saw zombies running around looking through the windows. All of a sudden a body stepped through the door and I quickly hatched towards the face to save my fragile life. Alas, this was my friend and he was now dead. Q_Q

[Sutinen 635]

I got shot with an AKM once to the body and once to the legs (broken). After that, I got my Chuck Norris- senses on and shot the guy 6 times in his head with my MP5. I had zombies mauling me, so I shot them and crawled inside. Then I fixed everything up and searched for a cow to eat. Found it and survived.