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Anyone found a machete yet?

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PICTURE OR GTFO

Tonight I'll log on and take a picture, (I finish work at 9 GMT so ya'll have to be real patient.)

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Tonight I'll log on and take a picture, (I finish work at 9 GMT so ya'll have to be real patient.)

well...where is the picture, bro????????? :D it's 9:40gmt.

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Nice try with the crowbar picture but yea that's online for a long time...

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Just shot a guy with one not an hour ago with my DMR from 400m. He was in a field doing god knows what, up North probably 1000m West of Stary.

Unfourtunatly, he did not die (headshot ended up being couple inches below and turned into a shoulder shot), and did not go down (lucky one).

He proceeded to do what many a player in DayZ love to do when they are gear obsessed, COMBAT LOGGED... rofl.

I never got to pick up the prized item, and my reward was 1 less bullet. Not a CLUE where he got the damn thing.

Oh well, I'll find the elusive 'chete soon enough.

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I haz toilet paper. ....fear me...

that would probably be the most valuable item in a apocalypse wasteland. dont underestimate a good bit of dunny role when you got the shits (especially after eating all those beans).

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In the next update you can make arrows for the cross bow with the razor and wood and chicken feathers.

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In the next update you can make arrows for the cross bow with the razor and wood and chicken feathers.

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Thread is useless without pichures.

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Me and my buddy hit a deer stand last night in our journeys and came across one, was pretty surprised.

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Too bad its a primary weapon. I would love to be able to switch from knife for infected and enfeild for bandits.

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I heard it hasn't actually been added yet.

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Edit - wrong thread damn phone lol

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found this video if anyone is still looking for the illusive thing, shows some good gameplay of it being used. and i'll be the first to say that it looks like shit haha. i thought he'd be holding it in one hand, not holding it really retatrdedly like the hatchet.

WELL MIFFED I AM

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:o I didn't even know these were in the game, I really want to go find one now.

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I've found it twice in the deer stands that are in the barracks under balota airstrip. It does the same damage as a machete so it's not as good as it can chop down wood. Nothing special. If you really wanna see it, there's a load of servers where you spawn with it.

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found one... but its more kinda joke than a weapon...

whack the zeds 7-8-9 times... miss every time... wtf?

like the hatchet... hack hack hack... still alive... WHAT THE EF?

it works much better in the movies/tv series... one hit.... head splitted... ^^

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Went on a private hive with machetes as starting gear, not very good hatchet better.

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