Keurk 4 Posted June 18, 2012 dude, you should just go outside smocke a cigarette for 5 minutes and refill your water, this game is taking your soul bro, i tell you, your soul ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badclown 6 Posted June 18, 2012 Your Mom sure is proud of you :0) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenbandit 2 Posted June 18, 2012 I've never seen anyone rage this hard before.Whooooosh. It's called hyperbole, brah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scarlet_Blade 12 Posted June 18, 2012 I'm calling you out as a tryhard.Clearly you're a gentle soul who has been misguided in the ways of DayZ :3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nnuu 61 Posted June 18, 2012 Seems we have a real badass here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
revenoff 1 Posted June 18, 2012 I hope Rocket adds invincible super zombies that shoot goddamned lasers out of their eyes and shit live grenades to the areas around hospitals and barracks.oh god rocket needs to add these in a test build, at least to try it out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ingway 4 Posted June 18, 2012 I've never seen anyone rage this hard before.That's because most of you cunts generate less testosterone than my fucking pinky. Deal with it.Please continue, this amuses me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caine Hollow 5 Posted June 18, 2012 RE: I play DayZ and I'm an asshole. DEAL WITH IT!(Today 06:23 PM)Freek314 Wrote: I hope Rocket adds invincible super zombies that shoot goddamned lasers out of their eyes and shit live grenades to the areas around hospitals and barracks. Made laugh so hard i allmost woke my kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyric (DayZ) 254 Posted June 18, 2012 LMFAO! Great post, totally agree, and sig'd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZedsDeadBaby 2287 Posted June 18, 2012 Disrespectful cunt.Congratulations! I've never seen someone package so much hypocrisy into two words before. Oh, and with a threat of physical violence in real life.He threatens virtual violence in a game designed to permit and encourage exactly that, you threaten it in the real world. And HE'S the one we're supposed to worry about?Funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chimera (DayZ) 0 Posted June 18, 2012 This made me laugh very hard lolI hope feral dogs are added that can leap onto your back no matter how fast you run' date=' gnaw through your damned spinal cord, and rape your corpse.I hope Rocket adds invincible super zombies that shoot goddamned lasers out of their eyes and shit live grenades to the areas around hospitals and barracks.I hope you realize that this is not a game. This is the fucking apocalypse.[/quote']These parts here made me laugh very much lol I think you need to take a little time away from the computer, my friend. Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnSmith (DayZ) 1 Posted June 18, 2012 [removed by server because of stupidity]Uh, real tough guy talking here. Guess mommy didn't have time to watch over your Internet usage today and you managed to escape.High five for that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crabbiestcoyote 0 Posted June 18, 2012 I'm sick of all this constant fucking whining about the game being hard. If you wanna know what hard is' date=' then shove a cock in your mouth and quit blabbering about how pathetically entitled you cunts are.I hope Rocket makes us spawn 300m from the shore and adds motherfucking sharks.I hope torches burn your fucking face off if you try to use them.I hope feral dogs are added that can leap onto your back no matter how fast you run, gnaw through your damned spinal cord, and rape your corpse.I hope Rocket adds invincible super zombies that shoot goddamned lasers out of their eyes and shit live grenades to the areas around hospitals and barracks.I hope you all shut the fuck up about the community and realize that this isn't a fucking forum about My Little Pony for insecure men who run from their issues.I hope you realize that this is not a game. This is the fucking apocalypse.[/quote']And i hope this thread get deleted since dont add anything useful to any of us :)You hush. Maybe next time, spell "don't" correctly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R71 (DayZ) 5 Posted June 18, 2012 Zombie dogs that track you, bark and alert the other zombies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freek314 32 Posted June 18, 2012 OP is someone I'd LOVE to punch straight in the face in RL' date=' these kind of dickwads are the exact people I try to NOT play with, I'd ban this tool instantly if I ran a server. Disrespectful cunt.[/quote'] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moxrox 5 Posted June 18, 2012 You dont have to be vulgar in a thread to be heared by others... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ingway 4 Posted June 18, 2012 I wonder if the GMs responsible for keeping the forum clean are finding this too funny too close, or they feel like the forum lacked another pointless tread -q Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenbandit 2 Posted June 18, 2012 Disrespectful cunt.Congratulations! I've never seen someone package so much hypocrisy into two words before. Oh' date=' and with a threat of physical violence in real life.He threatens virtual violence in a game designed to permit and encourage exactly that, you threaten it in the real world. And HE'S the one we're supposed to worry about?Funny.[/quote']Also notice how he said he would ban him on sight from his server. THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why Rocket has such strict rules for server admins, all because of carebear douches like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
srvrsyde 9 Posted June 18, 2012 whatever. cry about it, man. the game is fun, but little things kind of ruin it. especially getting caught in narrow areas that you should totally be able to squeeze through. one time, i couldn't even turn 180 degrees in a hallway, my gun was out and stopped me from completing a full turn. weird shit, shouldn't be there.Rocket, please add some way to put your gun away, or at least let me know what it is if there is already a way to do it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenbandit 2 Posted June 18, 2012 whatever. cry about it' date=' man. the game is fun, but little things kind of ruin it. especially getting caught in narrow areas that you should totally be able to squeeze through. one time, i couldn't even turn 180 degrees in a hallway, my gun was out and stopped me from completing a full turn. weird shit, shouldn't be there.Rocket, please add some way to put your gun away, or at least let me know what it is if there is already a way to do it[/quote']It's called "check the keybinds FFS, you half-witted slob." But since that's too much to ask, just double tap left ctrl. Doesn't work with sidearms. And CQ maneuvering is an issue with Arma. Not DayZ, so don't go crying to gwampa Wocket to fix it for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grizzle 21 Posted June 18, 2012 There needs to be age age restrictions in this game... The OP can't be more that 16 years old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rebb 13 Posted June 18, 2012 Assholes and DayZ ? Surely you jest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UbiquitousBadGuy 846 Posted June 18, 2012 I wonder if the GMs responsible for keeping the forum clean are finding this too funny too close' date=' or they feel like the forum lacked another pointless tread -q[/quote']Nope. I'm closing it. Rocket can yell at me if he doesn't approve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
