Freek314 32 Posted June 18, 2012 I'm sick of all this constant fucking whining about the game being hard. If you wanna know what hard is, then shove a cock in your mouth and quit blabbering about how pathetically entitled you cunts are.I hope Rocket makes us spawn 300m from the shore and adds motherfucking sharks.I hope torches burn your fucking face off if you try to use them.I hope feral dogs are added that can leap onto your back no matter how fast you run, gnaw through your damned spinal cord, and rape your corpse.I hope Rocket adds invincible super zombies that shoot goddamned lasers out of their eyes and shit live grenades to the areas around hospitals and barracks.I hope you all shut the fuck up about the community and realize that this isn't a fucking forum about My Little Pony for insecure men who run from their issues.I hope you realize that this is not a game. This is the fucking apocalypse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBloodworth 1 Posted June 18, 2012 Your a keeper.:/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freek314 32 Posted June 18, 2012 Your a keeper.:/Sick cunts only in this thread. Tits or GTFO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocket 16567 Posted June 18, 2012 "super zombies that shoot goddamned lasers out of their eyes and shit live grenades to the areas around hospitals and barracks"I lol'd extremely hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MindOfJigsaw 1 Posted June 18, 2012 "I hope you realize that this is not a game. This is the fucking apocalypse. "That just happens to be inside of a video game... x.x 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lexxer 25 Posted June 18, 2012 military Zombies that rush you with live grenades and then drop them when they die would be FUCKING AWESOME! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooligan (DayZ) 38 Posted June 18, 2012 i lol'dbest post in dayz historywell done, sir Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeedFoXx 7 Posted June 18, 2012 Bears and Dogs in the Forest would be fantastic its just Boring in the Forest specially at night.... pls add somithing that im scared in the forest 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freek314 32 Posted June 18, 2012 military Zombies that rush you with live grenades and then drop them when they die would be FUCKING AWESOME! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lexxer 25 Posted June 18, 2012 "pls add somithing that im scared in the forest"Oh I dunno...how about some Zombies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freek314 32 Posted June 18, 2012 "super zombies that shoot goddamned lasers out of their eyes and shit live grenades to the areas around hospitals and barracks"I lol'd extremely hard.Hey, anything for increased tear production, right?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bezki 31 Posted June 18, 2012 OP eats chuck norris alive:) made my fucking day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sumusiko 30 Posted June 18, 2012 holy fuck best laugh of the week right in this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foliveira1982@gmail.com 14 Posted June 18, 2012 I'm sick of all this constant fucking whining about the game being hard. If you wanna know what hard is' date=' then shove a cock in your mouth and quit blabbering about how pathetically entitled you cunts are.I hope Rocket makes us spawn 300m from the shore and adds motherfucking sharks.I hope torches burn your fucking face off if you try to use them.I hope feral dogs are added that can leap onto your back no matter how fast you run, gnaw through your damned spinal cord, and rape your corpse.I hope Rocket adds invincible super zombies that shoot goddamned lasers out of their eyes and shit live grenades to the areas around hospitals and barracks.I hope you all shut the fuck up about the community and realize that this isn't a fucking forum about My Little Pony for insecure men who run from their issues.I hope you realize that this is not a game. This is the fucking apocalypse.[/quote']And i hope this thread get deleted since dont add anything useful to any of us :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poMONKey (DayZ) 16 Posted June 18, 2012 w0w ... speaking of insecure male issues ... keep runnin d00d. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zyromkiru 1 Posted June 18, 2012 So... you're the reason the virus spreads... lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenbandit 2 Posted June 18, 2012 military Zombies that rush you with live grenades and then drop them when they die would be FUCKING AWESOME!Headcrab Combine?I too am an asshole, and I play DayZ. Upboats for you good sir OP.Edit: BTW Rocket, zombie sharks in Arma 3 plz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xzalander 3 Posted June 18, 2012 Op seems to be generating the most tears here . . . I am amused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shuu37 7 Posted June 18, 2012 Fucking dogs? That rape your ass hole and rip out your spinal cord? OH SHIT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ingway 4 Posted June 18, 2012 I've never seen anyone rage this hard before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerosoDavo 0 Posted June 18, 2012 military Zombies that rush you with live grenades and then drop them when they die would be FUCKING AWESOME!THIS!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freek314 32 Posted June 18, 2012 I've never seen anyone rage this hard before.That's because most of you cunts generate less testosterone than my fucking pinky. Deal with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
