Incredibly Minor Gripes Thread

[Dreams_Of_Cheese (DayZ) 71]

This is a thread for those tiny things that annoy you to now end.

For me, its that makarov mags dont have a model, so I OCD search every green-pack thing in hopes of a map, but instead am greeted with more makarov mags.

[Powell (DayZ) 734]

Yeah, funny how that was changed now

[Dreams_Of_Cheese (DayZ) 71]

Yeah, funny how that was changed now

Thanks for telling me that, I'm still playing a 1.7.4.4 server.

[032125 (DayZ) 91]

That mosquito sound pops up at too regular an interval. Needs randomization.

[Whiskey_Tango (DayZ) 23]

Spawning in kamenka or within 225 km of it.

[Hetstaine 10852]

No soap. I stink after 130 odd days in the wilderness.

[mr_chabowski@live.co.uk 2416]

"you must in a a forest and near a tree to harvest wood"

[one step to the left] - Wood! Score!

EDIT: I'm surprised it's not burned into my TV by now.

Edited February 6, 2013 by Chabowski

[gamerman001 182]

YAY im inside they cant get me through wal.... *THUD* (hourglass) (broken leg) (bleeding)

[Hetstaine 10852]

"you must in a a forest and near a tree to harvest wood"

[one step to the left] - Wood! Score!

EDIT: I'm surprised it's not burned into my TV by now.

Winner winner chicken dinner. I love seeing this when you are surrounded by so many trees you can't see for a kilometre in any direction.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese (DayZ) 71]

I got another!

Those damn sound effects on Namalsk. You know the ones, the girl's echo and the thing that sounds like an aggroing zombie.

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

You are dead.

[Chris529 380]

"you must in a a forest and near a tree to harvest wood"

[one step to the left] - Wood! Score!

EDIT: I'm surprised it's not burned into my TV by now.

that mostly pissed me off playing Lingor because you could be in a heavily wooded area but no trees work gotta find a damn jungle.

Thing that pisses me off the most has gotta be choppers leaking fuel when not 100% (unless it's been changed now?) I found an mi17 and spent ages running back and forth with jerry cans. it worked but whenever i came back to it later I had to give it a little gas fly it to nearest tank and do it all over again.

also maybe not so much but when it rains if you are listening you can sometimes hear what sounds like a footstep on grass it constantly scares the shit out of me

Edited February 6, 2013 by Chris529

[janus0104 212]

Thing that pisses me off the most has gotta be choppers leaking fuel when not 100% (unless it's been changed now?) I found an mi17 and spent ages running back and forth with jerry cans. it worked but whenever i came back to it later I had to give it a little gas fly it to nearest tank and do it all over again.

also maybe not so much but when it rains if you are listening you can sometimes hear what sounds like a footstep on grass it constantly scares the shit out of me

Nope, chopper leakage hasn't been fixed, hence me thinking the addition of zeds attacking vehicles was added prematurely. In essence, they merged Taviana (attacking vehicles, different HUD) and Chernarus, tweaked the zombie difficulty and added meat types.

And yea, some of the sounds are atrociously misleading. I frequently get scared because of a random sound effect playing. All in the game, though.

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

What?

All these new additions and they havent fixed the trees? Next thing you'll be telling me they wont allow you to take wood from wood piles next to houses.

Why do devs not fix the basics and then add new items? Cold hard Logic. wood near any tree is possible even some bushes burn.

(Note: my P.C. broke before Chrimbo and havent played since, I just though they would have fixed the hachet to tree concept)

[Easy_Tiger (DayZ) 33]

This is a thread for those tiny things that annoy you to now end.

For me, its that makarov mags dont have a model, so I OCD search every green-pack thing in hopes of a map, but instead am greeted with more makarov mags.

FECKING GATES AND LADDERS!

I love nothing more than having a horde of zeds on my back while i wiggle my gun around a gate/ladder trying to open/climb it

[DanielTy88 133]

How about that GOD DAMN FENCE NOISE THAT PLAYS EVERY 30 SECONDS!.....emm...excuse me.

[Easy_Tiger (DayZ) 33]

How about that GOD DAMN FENCE NOISE THAT PLAYS EVERY 30 SECONDS!.....emm...excuse me.

Even better when you hear it in the middle of the woods 10 miles from the nearest house

[svisketyggeren 662]

No 1st person exclusive server to play on...

and coughing...god fu...damn I hate the coughing sound. Also the zombies screaming at u when they chase...sounds like a big annoying baby

Edited February 6, 2013 by svisketyggeren

[timboski 618]

How about that GOD DAMN FENCE NOISE THAT PLAYS EVERY 30 SECONDS!.....emm...excuse me.

Even better when you hear it in the middle of the woods 10 miles from the nearest house

Yeh the fence noise bugs the piss out of me.

The running through snow sound on Thirsk really irritates me. I like the map but don't play it solely because of this.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese (DayZ) 71]

I've forgot how to play with zombies that have working ears. Shit's intense, yo!

[Wazza 274]

freakin dieing.. i hate that... cant they patch that as well?

[Stafoo 61]

I wish the oceans sound would go down a few notches I mean I'm 30 feet away not right next to it.

[Josh225 129]

"you must in a a forest and near a tree to harvest wood"

[one step to the left] - Wood! Score!

EDIT: I'm surprised it's not burned into my TV by now.

If you don't like that, never play Taviana. I actually pick up woodpiles on that map.