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pr3llox

Chainsaw's in future Dayz Standalone

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I thought this was the funniest thread of the year.....

i was wrong....... <_<

i'll leave now...........

Edited by KC Pr3lLoX

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I want this, I want to stalk and calmly wait for the perfect opportunity to then come out of the darkness and silence and to yell and scream in delight as my rotating blades skewer my delicious prey, maybe cut their legs off and slowly watch them relinquish themselves of their fluids. Once this beautiful orgasm of life and death climaxes, I will return to the darkness to await my next prey. Mmmm... please..

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Hopefully only for chopping wood efficiently for base-building.. :P

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Chainsaws would be hilarious solely for the colossal zombie dogpile that would ensue after about thirty seconds of noise.

Every zombie in your closest city... and most of the ones from the next one :D

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