oh crap should have seen this coming

[JinxX 11]

I was moving somewhere west (blah) of berezino (sp?) shortly after logging on in one of the chicago servers and I stumbled upon a girl and a guy cybering.

I dont got fraps else I would have put it on youtube but I swear to jebus I heard them going at it over the Mic.

I couldn't find their exact location considering it was frigging pitch black but by god all I heard was:

"yeah baby finger ***************"

"mmm you like that sweety **********"

etc etc to keep from getting myself banned but holy shit I never expected to run into people cybering in DayZ that was the last thing I expected to find I just started laughing really loudly over the mic and they shut theirs off almost instantly at the same time.

The name of the girl was: Ka******* (just gonna edit this out feel bad naming the poor thing)

I really just wanted to find them so I could shoot one of them midsession I want to know what the hell the other one would have done. Man that made my night I'm headed to sleep happy now.

PS. She sounded chubby I kid you not.

[b501 1]

oh man thats some funny shit

[SoulShaper2 243]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omfg! i would have just laughed silently and then got a couple of zeds to follow me and lead them to the "couple" as a wedding present :)

[aquilez 16]

Sounds like bullshit

[SultanM 0]

This is his not so obvious way of telling us all his true secret.

Next time get a tent or something bro.

[Red Panda 0]

Sounds like bullshit

Considering some of the things I've seen/have had happen in DayZ....I can believe it.

[RachetSmurf 2]

They could of also been yanking your chain or hoping someone would find them and play with their mind.

[JinxX 11]

They could of also been yanking your chain or hoping someone would find them and play with their mind.

Could have been someone blasting porn over the direct comm, I did see two mics going off though. I was thinking maybe I didn't see them because they (it/him/her) was just blasting porn running past me while i sat still looking.

I really just found it freaking hilarious didnt really think about it. Coulda swore there was two of them going back and forth, maaan.

[Coolcat (DayZ) 0]

holy shit, this reminds me way too much about how walking dead turned out in the beginning lol.

Well, Pretty sure this game went from a T rating to a rating that kids shouldn't play xD.

[Jex =TE= (DayZ) 218]

LMAo

Lucky guy...