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TheTanteTerror

Terror has arrived

By TheTanteTerror, in New Player Discussion

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de4dcert    246

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fps is a type of video game, like wolfenstein, where you play looking through the eyes of the video game character, and shooter in the innuendo sense, is a person who jacks off or the genitals they would use, too bad jokes lose their value when you explain them -sigh- oh well, maybe next time

HAHAHAH! can we have more detail for e.g. how much life he had left before and after.

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de4dcert    246

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I wish I pretended to be a hot blonde if I knew bringing my friend to this forum would produce such a positive response.

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But i need Baby-oil...for my soft skin!...but i´m no men!

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