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Rick the Survivor

The Twelve DayZ of Christmas

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Wont bother you with the whole thing so here it is.

On the 12th Day of Christmas Chernarus gave to me:

12 Engines Humming

11 Snipers Sniping

10 Crawlers a Creeping

9 Assholes Hacking

8 Legs a Breaking

7 Zeds a Spawning

6 Noobs a Spraying

5 Cans of Beans

4 Zombie Hordes

3 Epi-Pens

2 Round Slugs

And a bandit with an AS50.

Made this kind of fast so if you have better line for any of them let me know. :)

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This is one i made up in the mod section.

On the first day of Christmas DayZ sent to me, a gate in a bad way

On the second day of Christmas DayZ sent to me two 502s and a gate in a bad way.

On the third day of Christmas DayZ sent to me three 504s, two 502s and a gate in a bad way.

On the fourth day of Christmas DayZ sent to me four double posts, three 504's, two 502's and a gate in a bad way.

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