Zombie horses, horse head infection and zombie bikini

[Sturgeon 40]

First a picture you will see

yes, truly horrific , imagine seeing this in game, as if green mountain has opened and spewd fourth its horse demons of the beanzacylpse !! Now imagine further you can ride this terrifying violent beast of the underworld, escaped from the abattoir of doom !! Ravished by the undead but still living because of its massive heart and big mane. This hooves of death could be broken in like in Spirit and become your galloping gallowmaker it could also turn on you owing to a random [zombie horse bite owner % modifier]. then more terrifying even is the following.

Zombie horse man. the picture speaks for itself. Friendly in Cherno ?? Nay.

Lastly i think because the land of chernarus is surrounded by such lovely beaches the lady person should be able to be attired for swimming if she wants to dip her toes, nobody swims with all of their clothes so why should we in doom apocalypse of horses and zombies? The bikin covers both male and female as males simply just use the bottom part. Dicktogs :) Males with bigger than A cup can use the top if they are nervous or shy of course is up to player.

Girl is skinny already like she needs beanz plus bikini is like ghillie suit because she looks like a zombie if she balled herself up so you could only see the eyes and mouth. Her legs would be her chin. Ladies being more flexible could maybe do this ghillie bikini combo move where man will just look silly and break legs (chin) unless gymnast.

[Roac 19]

...What did i just read?

I can literally feel my brain cells committing suicide.

Edited December 13, 2012 by Roac

[Vapordad 81]

what?

[TheDesigner 1197]

It's obviously a really bad attempt at trolling. It's kind of old now.

[Sturgeon 40]

...What did i just read?

I can literally feel my brain cells committing suicide.

Suicide needs to be in the game as well but i think this suggestion has been covered many times i try to think of new original ones that will fit in perfectly with the dayz style of death, fishing, zombies and animals :)

what?

He said suicide but i said yes then already been suggested. Anyway if related to my post i would call it Horsaside if you died or Horsitis if you were bit by the zombie horse. and got the horse head infection.

It's obviously a really bad attempt at trolling. It's kind of old now.

There are plenty of fish related suggestion topics especially relatedto the best fish of all the Sturgeon, this topic is more about galloping than trolling.

[Welch (DayZ) 756]

There are plenty of fish related suggestion topics especially relatedto the best fish of all the Sturgeon, this topic is more about galloping than trolling.

I read that Sturgeon suggestion, that was cray-cray.

But yours, yours is just as goofy.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Why is this not in the patch notes yet?

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

We are doomed!

[Blondedash 403]

We are doomed!

nice one oh derpy horse guy.

[Inception. 9443]

Now that Steak has gone it looks like I'll have to lock this for resurrection.

:'/