Diapers - life savers/life takers

[Feral (DayZ) 622]

Come the Standalone we'll all be pooing and weeing on a regular basis, there's gonna be health and safety issues connected with pooing and weeing, we'll be needing diapers me thinks.

Imagine the following, you are about to hit a city for a little looting, last time you did that you got caught with your pants down, literally with your pants down around your ankles. This time however you're going to learn from that fatal mistake, no getting rushed by bandits while you crouch in a corner of the firehouse laying a cable, oh no, this time you'll carry your waste around with you in your nice baggy man diaper.

Once your looting mission is complete and you've safely ex-fil'd from the city hot zone you can find a quiet spot in the woods and safely dispose or better yet at another players tent, deposit your weighty poo-towel right there amongst the ammo and cooked meat. Be a great way to share any diseases you may be carrying with unsuspecting survivors.

Edit:- You could also troll by sneaking up on a player and depositing a soiled nappy in his backpack, that would mean all his gear is potentially infected with cholera/typhoid or whatever and would either need to be dumped or disinfected before safe to use.

Win win, the diaper makes you safer and doubles as a weapon.

Edited December 5, 2012 by wabbit

[FatBoy (DayZ) 8]

Diapers could be found in hospitals and houses. I like it!

[Feral (DayZ) 622]

Diapers could be found in hospitals and houses. I like it!

indeed, especially in hospitals, also baby wipes for improved hygiene.

Edited December 5, 2012 by wabbit

[DemonGroover 8836]

Loosely tied it could be used as a poop grenade.

[Rastamaus 323]

Come the Standalone we'll all be pooing and weeing on a regular basis, there's gonna be health and safety issues connected with pooing and weeing, we'll be needing diapers me thinks.

Imagine the following, you are about to hit a city for a little looting, last time you did that you got caught with your pants down, literally with your pants down around your ankles. This time however you're going to learn from that fatal mistake, no getting rushed by bandits while you crouch in a corner of the firehouse laying a cable, oh no, this time you'll carry your waste around with you in your nice baggy man diaper.

Once your looting mission is complete and you've safely ex-fil'd from the city hot zone you can find a quiet spot in the woods and safely dispose or better yet at another players tent, deposit your weighty poo-towel right there amongst the ammo and cooked meat. Be a great way to share any diseases you may be carrying with unsuspecting survivors.

Edit:- You could also troll by sneaking up on a player and depositing a soiled nappy in his backpack, that would mean all his gear is potentially infected with cholera/typhoid or whatever and would either need to be dumped or disinfected before safe to use.

Win win, the diaper makes you safer and doubles as a weapon.

The more i think about it the more sense it makes, the whole pooping thing is going to throw up some real challenges, diapers would provide solutions to some of those challenges and the idea of dropping them in players backpacks and tents, infecting gear etc is quite possibly a stroke of genius wabbit. Beans

[Feral (DayZ) 622]

The more i think about it the more sense it makes, the whole pooping thing is going to throw up some real challenges, diapers would provide solutions to some of those challenges and the idea of dropping them in players backpacks and tents, infecting gear etc is quite possibly a stroke of genius wabbit. Beans

=) imagine the look on a guys face after a particularly risky looting session, after a couple of zed filled bandit avoiding hours in the city only to find a soiled diaper in his pack, in the fuckin' bin it goes.

[GotBeanZ 45]

I approve of this idea. Then I'll get a sniper and I really will be in a diaper!

Could be used as extra storage, maybe 3 slots. Carry some extra beanz with you, perhaps? Maybe a car tire? A tent? :D

Edited December 6, 2012 by GotBeanZ

[BigEdMan 11]

(No pardon intended) But oh crap, don't the zombies have a rather keen sense of smell!

On the other hand it could bring new meaning to the term satchel charge!

[Happymrsnowman 52]

I'm sorry but I don't think this is a good idea. If pooping will be an arbitrary action similar to eating and drinking, it can be done as quickly and discreetly. I think the "bottom" line is, poop before going for a raid and you'll be okay. Time needed inbetween eating and drinking is plenty to go through an entire city, and if you're in the city and have to eat, its the same inconvenience and the same prevention, EAT AHEAD OF TIME.

I think this idea is just an extension on a questionable mechanic (IMO) and I strongly doubt it would add anything of value to the gameplay. I think its just another feature that will just bog down gameplay in a "sticky" direction.

[Feral (DayZ) 622]

(No pardon intended) But oh crap, don't the zombies have a rather keen sense of smell!

On the other hand it could bring new meaning to the term satchel charge!

indeed, zeds may be able to smell a soiled nappy and right there is the balance, you get the advantages of being able to stay motionless (pun not intended) for longer while sniping and move more fluidly (pun not intended) through cities while looting but any passing zeds may sniff you out.

Perhaps you could throw a soiled daiper to distract zeds in the way you can throw empty bottles etc, maybe the strong odour would give this method a longer lasting, further reaching effect?

Edited December 6, 2012 by wabbit

[Sutinen 635]

You are trolling/joking here... Or at least I hope you are.

[DiazWaffleCrabstro 39]

i like the idea of looting someones ammo from a tent and replacing it with a smelly brown deposit :D love it

[Happymrsnowman 52]

i like the idea of looting someones ammo from a tent and replacing it with a smelly brown deposit :D love it

Because lets face it, what this game really needs is more trolling. One shot snipers? check! Chopper douches flying over the coast for newbies? check! Hackers? Check!

and now, brough to you through the genius of the community:

POOPING! At last, we can soil ourselves and each other! At last we can almost quite literally **** in each other's cereal (or beans).

This mechanic wouldn't be used for griefing, trolling or simple internet immaturity! Not at all, it would be used in creative and constructive ways to build a better game experience. Abso-fucking-lutely!

[Feral (DayZ) 622]

Because lets face it, what this game really needs is more trolling. One shot snipers? check! Chopper douches flying over the coast for newbies? check! Hackers? Check!

and now, brough to you through the genius of the community:

POOPING! At last, we can soil ourselves and each other! At last we can almost quite literally **** in each other's cereal (or beans).

This mechanic wouldn't be used for griefing, trolling or simple internet immaturity! Not at all, it would be used in creative and constructive ways to build a better game experience. Abso-fucking-lutely!

yep, heaven forbid we actually have some fun with this new mechanic, jeez, it's not like this is a computer game or anything

Edited December 6, 2012 by wabbit

[Hetstaine 10852]

I don't even want to imagine the sound effect they would need to implement for running with a full load onboard..thankyou wabbit for the noises i am now imagining despite my best efforts, even thinking of Rick Astley is not helping them go.

[xx_fr0st-w0lf_xx 53]

reading this gave me aids

[DiazWaffleCrabstro 39]

I don't even want to imagine the sound effect they would need to implement for running with a full load onboard..thankyou wabbit for the noises i am now imagining despite my best efforts, even thinking of Rick Astley is not helping them go.

Step1: Straighten your arm

step2: Put it in an angle of 90 degress starting from elbow.

step3: put the elbow bend against your mouth, apply some pressure with your other hand

Step4: blow air out of your mouth as hard as you can.