Alternative to blood transfusions

[Skeffington 1]

Finding blood transfusions and having random people administer them is dangerous and ultra unrealistic. I propose that after an animal is hunted, you can hook yourself up to it through a tube and have their blood flow into your blood, except pork since it is against Islam and that would be racist.

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What?

[Librarian23 0]

What the hell? So, what you're saying, is in a real world, you could transfuse animal blood to a human and a human would be fine? This is ridiculous. You can't live off animal blood.

[Budiak 1]

Hilarious. You'd have to hang the animal from a tree and sit under it until you get all the blood out. The only disadvantage is that if a car is coming at you you can't move. This forum has officially become a living nightmare.

[Honey_Badger (DayZ) 1]

+1 because I laughed so hard I woke up everyone in the house

[osiriszoran 33]

har har har har

[Gaidoon 19]

Finding blood transfusions and having random people administer them is dangerous and ultra unrealistic. I propose that after an animal is hunted' date=' you can hook yourself up to it through a tube and have their blood flow into your blood, except pork since it is against Islam and that would be racist.

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Lol Silly Religion and your pork

[dogsbd 12]

I "learned" 2 things from reading the OP:

1 - People can survive transfusions from animals

2 - Islam is a race

Riiiiight........

[Igor (DayZ) 96]

Can we have vehicles spawning from our asshole with an animation with it too?!?

Animal to human blood is smart but then it would kill the rarity of blood bags and the steps you need to take to full recover blood.

And if this is ever implemented - lets start a new blood system. Type A, B, AB - mix any with different ones and you die. k? k

[TsukasaKun 0]

I'm rating 5 stars cause I laughed so hard. Oh, and we can already kill/eat pigs in DayZ, so I guess that makes us all racist. :D

[TsukasaKun 0]

back to the front page for moar lulz.