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So theres a few castles in Chernarus....Can we vamp them up.

I want to add castle's with moats and drawbridges. Add alligators and Goblets so i can sip my pepsi while i plenish on grapes and STEAK watching young survivors horse bound attempt to enter as i draw the bridge and throw sandbags down at them. Forge me a sweet handcrafted and engraved axe plus zombie wenches Castle De Steak might be a go.

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What have you people been smoking out there??

Chernogorsk Red: ingredients- scrap metal, chemlight fluid, flashlight batteries, wood pile, painkillers, morphine, empty a jerry can dump ingredients break an empty whiskey bottle for funnel light it with a road flare and let the jerry fill puff puff pass

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:facepalm:

What? drawbridges, goblets, alligators and moats dont do it for you? at the least you can truly say a lubed up castle that could be held and have the possibilty of not being over taken unless by air or a secret passage would make for fun times.

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Chernogorsk Red: ingredients- scrap metal, chemlight fluid, flashlight batteries, wood pile, painkillers, morphine, empty a jerry can dump ingredients break an empty whiskey bottle for funnel light it with a road flare and let the jerry fill puff puff pass

Chernogorsk Red: ingredients- scrap metal, chemlight fluid, flashlight batteries, wood pile, painkillers, morphine, empty a jerry can dump ingredients break an empty whiskey bottle for funnel light it with a road flare and let the jerry fill puff puff pass

can i join in???
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Chernogorsk Red: ingredients- scrap metal, chemlight fluid, flashlight batteries, wood pile, painkillers, morphine, empty a jerry can dump ingredients break an empty whiskey bottle for funnel light it with a road flare and let the jerry fill puff puff pass

Chernogorsk Hooch: Water from a bunch of water bottles, cans of soda, some chemlight fuild, a touch of battery acid and let ferment. When finished hold on tight cuz the world will start spinning quick!

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Chernogorsk Hooch: Water from a bunch of water bottles, cans of soda, some chemlight fuild, a touch of battery acid and let ferment. When finished hold on tight cuz the world will start spinning quick!

Chernogorsk White Lightning: Half a jerry of petrol mixed with 2 blood bags, Morphine, Emptied smoke grenade contents, Rabbits Blood, 2 cans of pasta (fermentation) let sit 2 days in the sun slam it, then try to operate heavy equipment

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You know i'm in.

Mogileka Madness : Smash eight morphines and soak 4 boxes of painkillers in Dew, when the morph kicks in hatchet of your fingers and toes and replace with chemlights , smash down the Dew , eat one smoke grenade and slam hog through the forests yelling I AM ALIVE !!!

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I'm up for that, if somebody brings towels.

After a few dunts on morphine, sardine-oil and glow-sticks I usually get right sweaty bollocks.

PS. Javes Hetstaine from Metadeth? Shouldn't you be taking it easy?

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There should be a thread for DAYz Cocktail Recipes. :P

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Thx guys. I have a Coyote full of empty whiskey bottles so I know what to do now! Now goodbye, I'll go exchange some of these for some big guns...

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I require catapults so that I might siege these fortifications.

And wenches.

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I require catapults so that I might siege these fortifications.

And wenches.

I assume there will be tow hitches so you can tow your catapult via bus or gaz to my castle what worries me is wether youll be lauching loads of chemlights and flares or loads of scrap metal and engine parts :o

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There should be a thread for DAYz Cocktail Recipes. :P

I think it has already taken flight here might aswell just keep it running

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I will be throwing crippled players in so that they could beg for morphine and beans, and when they die they can stink you out.

Bonus, any player i throw becomes instantly crippled upon impact.

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I will be throwing crippled players in so that they could beg for morphine and beans, and when they die they can stink you out.

Bonus, any player i throw becomes instantly crippled upon impact.

Lord of the flies.... I'll bath in the stench and have my zombie wenches consume the bodies to maintain order.

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