DayZ! The Review! --- Just give a read, and troll it.

[ThatGuyWithNoHands 0]

FULL EDIT!

Power Point!

1) Day Z is a Survival Horror game in the same sense that I'm a paleontologist with a PhD in masturbating with the back of my knee.

2) Day Z will never become Pve, there's no need or substance to prolong the games life beyond that. Those who dislike being murdered - exit stage left. Not stage right, that would make me politically correct.

3) Day Z is a Glorified Deathmatch Mod starring beans.

4) Day Z shouldn't have a space between the DAY and the Z. Stop that.

7) DayZ's community was fueled by social media. Not because it's a good game. But because it was portrayed as a Survival Horror game. In time those who were here from the beginning will stick with those who were brave enough to come from the zombie-like media frenzy.

10) Why can't I surrender to Zombies, and be one of them? I want to be bros.

21) Something about bath salts.

89) Look for a game that is actually survival horror that doesn't have it's 'core part' focused on Pvp. Also stop calling it that, it's called Beanicidal Ganking.

[ZedsDeadBaby 2287]

Don't quit your day job, son.

[ThatGuyWithNoHands 0]

Don't quit your day job' date=' son.

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I... I didn't? This was 5 minutes of typing ramble.

Classy come back, though.

Cliche.

Yet with a tinge of 'Grandpa'

[racecar 0]

Yeah, this needs some serious formatting before I would even consider reading it.

[gator (DayZ) 22]

Sadly, I agree.

[walrus2517 27]

I'll give you two thumbs up for the longest post I've seen on these forums. As for substance, no rating. TL;DR

Learn to summarize.

[tehkaiser (DayZ) 0]

The idea is to survive, like you said. That's the core. Other players are a risk to your survival. That's why you kill them. That's why most people kill them. Not just because.

Moron.

[gator (DayZ) 22]

This community reminds me of the community from Mortal Online. Every suggestion or post about changing something was immediately bombarded with GTFO moron. Hopefully this mod is not going the same direction as MO.

[Lukio (DayZ) 24]

Cheeseburgers.

[lunakhod 8]

Ehm, paragraphs or bullet points help. This is an unreadable clusterfuck of words that you threw into a hat.

[drayson 158]

Read most of it till you started talking about how we should turn off pvp because zambies and survival is the focus. How zambies are supposed to be the bigger threat etc etc. In most zombie movies the other people are usually the bigger threat most of the time, especially with these zombies. You talk about how the game will die if we don't get rid of the pvp, but the game will also die if you do. There isn't any threat to the zombies on their own as long as you have a brain and have any amount of patience. The threat of people is the thing that keeps people on their toes.

[ThatGuyWithNoHands 0]

This community reminds me of the community from Mortal Online. Every suggestion or post about changing something was immediately bombarded with GTFO moron. Hopefully this mod is not going the same direction as MO.

Welcome to the internet!

But... yeah it is the same direction.

Only, sprinting towards the cliff, full sprint too not that pussy slow jog-sprint. It's literally AIMING for the end.

[relentless@clear.net.nz 12]

# 10 has been answered before :)

[SupWithThat 2]

Every day someone has some insightful bullshit analysis on the game, the same points have been covered about a hundred times now.

Tiresome.

[gator (DayZ) 22]

This community reminds me of the community from Mortal Online. Every suggestion or post about changing something was immediately bombarded with GTFO moron. Hopefully this mod is not going the same direction as MO.

Hey, the omen was right. 2500 average forum users a month ago to 700 today.

[Cappy (DayZ) 6]

You can't have it both ways guys.

Complain about being killed by players/saying its a death match, and then moaning about it not being a survival game.

How many times have you died to zeds compared to how many times you've been killed by players?

Point being if players didn't kill each other hardly anyone would die, and if people don't die its not much of a survival game is it?