Flashlight stab attack

[Sturgeon 40]

Flashlight but with a bayonet , so then you can flash them and stab, do zombies get blinded ? If they do it would be so cool. Or you could flash it on and off really fast and cause them to have a seizure ? if the zombie was an epiletic before it got zombie-ized the epilepsy could carry over- then you could stab it.

what about a fishing rod, with a bayonet taped or riveted on ? You could put a raw steak on it and dangle it down a ladder in a building, when the zombie smells the meat and comes up you could hook it and then stab, if it was an epileptic zombie you could then flash him on and off and stab him again too. I love fishing, sturgeons would be about the same size as a zombie and you can catch them so i think you could catch a zombie ok. , maybe if they follow you into the water then your rod becomes the primary ?

i have lots of awesome ideas but i will save some as i dont want to flood the forum and take away other peoples posting room, can i post more than one post here or do i have to keep it all together in one spot ?

[Rastamaus 323]

i want to hear more of your awesome ideas dude

edit - beans for the first truly original idea I've seen on here for a while

Edited October 28, 2012 by Rastamaus

[Sturgeon 40]

most of them need bayonets :) i love bayonets.

Shoe bayonet like in spy movies, you still need the rod and the meat though to lure the zombies, lure them then when they get close you can jumpo out from behind the door or out of a closet or box and start kicking them with your flick shoe bayonet. or you could make a trap hole with bayonets all on the bottom poking up like in vietnam war movies and cover the hole with something, probbly cardboard and put meat on top and then hide and watch. If the zombie didnt die but was just stuck and spiked on the bottom then you could jump down and kick it.

[Rastamaus 323]

Bayonets are cool, stick a blade on everything as far as i'm concerned, you have any non bayonet ideas dude?

[Sturgeon 40]

besides taping a bayonet to a hatchet ? like the handle end so it was double edged weapon? Or bayonets on the wheels of cars so you can do leg cuts on zeds and bandits and on the grille to for bayonet ramming. Plus they can open doors and food cans and have the handle unscrewable so you can have a mini bayonet inside.

[eB Monster 14]

Truly fucking amazing.

[Riem 164]

I approve of this thread.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Good lord I know this man hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Sturgeon 40]

Well what about if you could cover yourself in steak and stand or crouch in a corner, when the zombies comes to eat the meat then you simply move the steak off your face so you can see or just use an eye fillet. Once you can see them through the fillet just pop bayonets out of your shoe and start kicking. You could use your mini bayonet as backup if your feet get stuck in the zombies bones or gristle.or tendons.Bayonets could spaw in the firdge neat the butter.

[Sturgeon 40]

Well what about if you could cover yourself in steak and stand or crouch in a corner, when the zombies comes to eat the meat then you simply move the steak off your face so you can see or just use an eye fillet. Once you can see them through the fillet just pop bayonets out of your shoe and start kicking. You could use your mini bayonet as backup if your feet get stuck in the zombies bones or gristle.or tendons.Bayonets could spawn in the firdge near the butter.

[Rastamaus 323]

sir, your trolling is from the very top drawer

[Lights Out 141]

Maybe we could put retractable blades on our wrists and become like I don't know...assassins maybe? And we could scale buildings and trees with wall climbing machetes...or do we need a separate pair of tree climbing machetes?

[Sturgeon 40]

If you wanted to climb i suppose you could ? would baldes hold you up ? Bayonets probbly would be better i think. I would only climb if i needed to get access to a waterway, say a tree over a river so i could fish for Sturgeon. If i needed to then i would use bayonets to get me past the steepest points of the tree, like stab it in the limb and then maybe use string slung around the handle to rapell down, so then the bayonet becomes like an anchor point. If the bayonet had a good sized handle then the rope would fit inside near the mini bayonet... like the same string that sean connery used in The Rock to dangle that guy off the building by only his wrist. Thats strong string, and i believe even Sturgeon would struggle to snap it.

[Rastamaus 323]

if you attached a lightweight but strong bayonet to a crossbow bolt and tied a length of sean connerys character in The Rocks string to the end of it, and held onto the other end then you could catch all the sturgeon you'll ever need from the safety of the riverbank. Think man, Think.

Edited October 29, 2012 by Rastamaus

[Sturgeon 40]

Why dont you just blow my mind.

Are you saying, if i am reading this correctly , that i tape my bayonet to the bolt with Seans strong string attached to it so in effect i have a retrievable shootable bayonet ?? Dude..insane ! i would easily catch the biggest sturgeon in all of Chernarus ! The only item i would need for my fishing trip besides this then would be polarised nvg's so i could see into the water and pick out the correct Sturgeon, there are many Sturgeon but there is always one that swims lower than the rest ..the bottom dwelling Sturgeon. Has anyone mentioned polarised nvg's for fishing yet ? You could easily tape the mini bayonet to them for headbutts as well.

[Rastamaus 323]

I spent several minutes searching the suggestions forum for any reference to polarized nvg's for fishing and rather surprisingly there has been no mention of this at all. but I did find one suggestion that may interest you.....

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/103123-flashlight-stab-attack/

[Sturgeon 40]

So besides the timewarp link there is no mention eva of either of these items ? I fail to see how these suggestions cannot be seriously looked at ?

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I think this has massive potential if implemented

[Delta Smoke 01 765]

Bump for the best idea's for the dayz SA !!

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

Indeed, would make an ideal replenishment for .50cals

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

Flash them then Tango slap them, their faced would be hilarious, ps if you kick a zombie in the nuts, what happens?

Is that why they zig zagged?

[radrussian1 (DayZ) 23]

zombies with previous disabilities. hmmm how deliciously interesting.

[m.w. vindicator 880]

Maybe we could put retractable blades on our wrists and become like I don't know...assassins maybe? And we could scale buildings and trees with wall climbing machetes...or do we need a separate pair of tree climbing machetes?

Wall climbing machetes would be great for bayonetting epileptic zombies . Craft a spear with a boyonet and anything longs and stragit.