a_casual_banana 38 Posted October 20, 2012 So I was playing on the Survivals Operations Hard Corps server, and I was in the Elektro firehouse. I had a hatchet, and some guy comes in. He opens up with his AK, and kills me.I respawn on the other side of Elektro. I speed-loot the supermarket and the office building, getting myself a Makarov and 8 mags. I run for the north firestation, in hopes of getting a gun. As I walk in, there's the bastard who killed me. He didnt see me, and there was another two guys in there. A gun fight was going on, but interuppted by the hordes of zombies coming in. I watched, let them take down the zombies, and I kick down the door, makarov raised.BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!The guy with the AK drops. I reload, look at the other two, and make a split second decision. I pull the trigger two times, two neck shots, they both drop. I grab the Double barrel off of one, and realize the second guy just woke up. BANG! He's not getting up. I reload.AK guy starts moving.BANGBANG!He's done.I grab his AK, and, with -10k Humanity now, walk outside. A guy is waiting for me on the other side of the fence with a 1911. He misses 3 times, grazes me once, and gets three solid hits. I fall, and fire. He's down.I bandage up, and move on with 8k blood. I needed food, water, and some tools. I checked the supermarket again, and there are three guys in there, two with Enfields, one with an M4. I go in through the back door, and lean around the corner to the main room. I switch to full, drop the M4 guy and one guy with an enfield, and the other guy misses his one and only shot. A 3 round burst puts him down.I come and police them. One more round each. That makes 7 kills. I grab their loot, and get everything I wanted, plus a coyote backpack. I trade my AK for his M4 HOLO, and his M203 HE's.I turn around to leave, when I see out of the corner of my eye, someone edging out from behind a fence. Since I was flipping through my fire select options, it was on M203. I fired, and killed him.I switch to semiauto, then make my way out. I see someone in the firestation, so I make my way back there. I peek in, and there are 4 guys looting the bodies of the people I killed. I switch over to M203, and get 3 kills, and police the last guy with a round from my Makarov. I switch back to my M4, put it on full auto. Sure enough, here comes the guy in the firestation going: Guys? Guuuys? Hello? You there?I gun him down. I turn around, and there's a newspawn looking at me. I yell at him over direct: You take another step, and your ass is dead. Turn around, and go north out of here. If you turn back, I will be here. I will put a bullet in your head.He turns and flees, running towards sniper hill. I'm giving him some long-range encouragement...And then I hear the loudest bang, and he drops. That wasn't me. That was a sniper...I close up all the doors, and loot the bodies of the guys. I'm in luck, I find a DMR.I wield it, and go up to the second floor. I edge my way up, and zero in for about 300 meters. I aim, and scan the area, I see a puff of smoke, and a bullet lands naught 5 inches from my head. Instead of ducking, I sight up on the center of the area where the cloud came from. I fire three times, and watch my murder count go up one. 14 kills in 10 minutes.I decide it's time to leave, and as I turn to leave, I hear an engine.I look through the scope, and see a fully loaded V3S coming my way.I take out my M4, and switch to my last M203. I get out of the firehouse, and sight up on the road, prone. This V3S has 10 people in it. It slows down 30 meters from me, and stops. A few get out, and I decide to fire. One M203, one massive explosion. I go unconscious, and when I come to, I'm in shock, lost 2k blood, but no bleeding. I realize someone's giving me a blood transfusion.He says over direct chat: Thank god you got those guys, you're a hero...They come here once a day, and camp out the area, killing anyone and everyone. They rack up 50 or more kills in a day. Now that you got them, though, we no longer have to fear these guys. Now quickly, go. Before someone less grateful than I comes along.The mystery man turns and runs away. I stand, bewildered, and start running north, in search of the NW Airfield. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDesigner 1197 Posted October 20, 2012 Really.. am I the only one who does not believe he got 24 kills.. especially since you can't zero a DMR and HE rounds take up pistol ammo slots, with all the Mak rounds you used, you would've been out by now, especially since it does around 800 blood damage..Seriously though, you don't need to make up stories to try and impress people, no story in the Bandit camp fire has ever impressed me. Short and sweet, this story is bullshit and anyone who believes it is mentally disabled in some way. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
void.false@gmail.com 300 Posted October 20, 2012 Really.. am I the only one who does not believe he got 24 kills.. especially since you can't zero a DMR and HE rounds take up pistol ammo slots, with all the Mak rounds you used, you would've been out by now, especially since it does around 800 blood damage..Seriously though, you don't need to make up stories to try and impress people, no story in the Bandit camp fire has ever impressed me.Short and sweet, this story is bullshit and anyone who believes it is mentally disabled in some way.QFT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skat3rat 1633 Posted October 20, 2012 Really.. am I the only one who does not believe he got 24 kills.. especially since you can't zero a DMR and HE rounds take up pistol ammo slots, with all the Mak rounds you used, you would've been out by now, especially since it does around 800 blood damage..Seriously though, you don't need to make up stories to try and impress people, no story in the Bandit camp fire has ever impressed me.Short and sweet, this story is bullshit and anyone who believes it is mentally disabled in some way.Fake or not it was a good read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deewreck 9 Posted October 20, 2012 No reason to be a dick man. It's possible that this actually happened, you don't know for sure, and even if it didn't happen I got enjoyment out of reading it. That alone is good enough for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kebman 213 Posted October 20, 2012 Great story! :beans: :beans: :beans: You, Sir, know how to write great fiction!Bonus vid: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_casual_banana 38 Posted October 20, 2012 Really.. am I the only one who does not believe he got 24 kills.. especially since you can't zero a DMR and HE rounds take up pistol ammo slots, with all the Mak rounds you used, you would've been out by now, especially since it does around 800 blood damage..Seriously though, you don't need to make up stories to try and impress people, no story in the Bandit camp fire has ever impressed me.Short and sweet, this story is bullshit and anyone who believes it is mentally disabled in some way.>playing on a private hive server that has a bunch of mods installed serverwide>one of which makes all the sniper rifles hyper realistic, adding three different versions of zeroing on all rifles>pistols are beefed up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_casual_banana 38 Posted October 20, 2012 But srsly.Whoever caught on that it was fake, good job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daffyy2009 5 Posted October 20, 2012 i thought it was fake as soon as you said you had a makarov with 8 mags, who gives up a bandage for a crappy makarov mav Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topsm 11 Posted October 21, 2012 i thought it was fake as soon as you said you had a makarov with 8 mags, who gives up a bandage for a crappy makarov mavyou can put the bandage in your backpackgood read lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites