Step ASIDE I"M DELIVERING A BABY!!!!

[Man vs Wild 313]

Me and my friend were walking through electro when we see this bandit charging us with a crowbar shouting step aside 'm having a baby!

He sounded extremely crazy chasing us around when he trapped my friend in the super market and broke his leg. Yelling into his mic

YUM YUMMY Yur leg is MINE heheh hahahAHAHAHHA all MINE!!!

Needless too say I put him down

Never trust anyone who is running at you with a crowbar eating your legs and sreaming that they are having a baby

[[email protected] 139]

YUM YUMMY Yur leg is MINE heheh hahahAHAHAHHA all MINE!!!

Lost it at this haahahhaha

[The Stoned Wolf 491]

Never underestimate men in labor.

Edited October 20, 2012 by Excision

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Did you deliver the baby after killing him?

[IncognitoNico 71]

lol

[Dr Wasteland MD 597]

My first thought when reading the title was:

Will female characters be able to get pregnant in the Standalone? Damn, Rocket wasn't kidding when he said he was adding more medical features!

[Inception. 9443]

My first thought when reading the title was:

Will female characters be able to get pregnant in the Standalone? Damn, Rocket wasn't kidding when he said he was adding more medical features!

That would be such a bad idea.

[Dr Wasteland MD 597]

That would be such a bad idea.

No, a bad idea is wondering what would happen to the DayZ community were Rocket to implement sex...

That's a horrifying thought. ("Willing to give it up for an AS50!")

[Kimberlah 94]

No, a bad idea is wondering what would happen to the DayZ community were Rocket to implement sex...

That's a horrifying thought. ("Willing to give it up for an AS50!")

I could be a prostitute and sell myself for beans.

[rallye 89]

I could be a prostitute and sell myself for beans.

Where is your avatar from?

[Kimberlah 94]

Where is your avatar from?

Mass Effect. That's Kasumi Goto from some DLC.

[IncognitoNico 71]

No, a bad idea is wondering what would happen to the DayZ community were Rocket to implement sex...

That's a horrifying thought. ("Willing to give it up for an AS50!")

I would build an underground whore house and be beansllionaire