Man vs Wild 313 Posted October 20, 2012 Me and my friend were walking through electro when we see this bandit charging us with a crowbar shouting step aside 'm having a baby!He sounded extremely crazy chasing us around when he trapped my friend in the super market and broke his leg. Yelling into his micYUM YUMMY Yur leg is MINE heheh hahahAHAHAHHA all MINE!!!Needless too say I put him downNever trust anyone who is running at you with a crowbar eating your legs and sreaming that they are having a baby 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdmonnik@deakin.edu.au 139 Posted October 20, 2012 YUM YUMMY Yur leg is MINE heheh hahahAHAHAHHA all MINE!!!Lost it at this haahahhaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Stoned Wolf 491 Posted October 20, 2012 (edited) Never underestimate men in labor. Edited October 20, 2012 by Excision 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 20, 2012 Did you deliver the baby after killing him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Wasteland MD 597 Posted October 20, 2012 My first thought when reading the title was:Will female characters be able to get pregnant in the Standalone? Damn, Rocket wasn't kidding when he said he was adding more medical features! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 20, 2012 My first thought when reading the title was:Will female characters be able to get pregnant in the Standalone? Damn, Rocket wasn't kidding when he said he was adding more medical features!That would be such a bad idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Wasteland MD 597 Posted October 20, 2012 That would be such a bad idea.No, a bad idea is wondering what would happen to the DayZ community were Rocket to implement sex...That's a horrifying thought. ("Willing to give it up for an AS50!") Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimberlah 94 Posted October 20, 2012 No, a bad idea is wondering what would happen to the DayZ community were Rocket to implement sex...That's a horrifying thought. ("Willing to give it up for an AS50!")I could be a prostitute and sell myself for beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallye 89 Posted October 20, 2012 I could be a prostitute and sell myself for beans.Where is your avatar from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimberlah 94 Posted October 20, 2012 Where is your avatar from?Mass Effect. That's Kasumi Goto from some DLC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IncognitoNico 71 Posted October 20, 2012 No, a bad idea is wondering what would happen to the DayZ community were Rocket to implement sex...That's a horrifying thought. ("Willing to give it up for an AS50!")I would build an underground whore house and be beansllionaire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
