Hetstaine 10852 Posted October 18, 2012 I was not involved in this one ,,but i have posted before about Steak and Pototoes driving skillz. This one should reinforce it. Passed on to me by some crazy fucker who plays on AU46...It's dusk and i (steak and mash) am chilling out comfortably in a building at komorovo docks. I am prone with my hatchet and talking to a couple of guys in in team speak when I hear ... ' drop the hatchet punk! ' Punk ? I look up and see some chap more scared than a KKK member at a pride parade aiming at me with a makarov. I tell him ...' easy dude. no need to get crazy.. were in this together' .I stand up and he yells 'LAY DOWN!' then squeezes of a few rounds of his Mak. I am up and running but hit once by his wayward firing as I barrel out the dock sliding door. He chases me around the building saying 'your gonna have to bandage your bleeding ! '. I hunch down outside and using 3rd person i watch my char piss blood out his body. I peer out as he comes to the corner and slap him a good one to the face with my hatchet , he pours out like a stuck pig screaming and running towards the water. The fights on. I decide to not bandage and utilize my advantage of not giving a fuk. I chase him towards the water saying 'your not going to lose to a hatchet are you? ' slap him in the leg, leg breaks and he falls screamin ' PLEASE NO! I WAS MISTAKEN ! ' ...as he rapid fires the dirt in front of me prone...dude. I circle and slap him 20 more times,typical for me when my rage is on, i hear his flies and at last i start to bandage. Halfway through i pass out, knockout timer... wake up finish the bandaging process. I am looking at 245 blood and am supposed to meet up with a few in Zeleno so I set north and meet them on the main road. They are in the hatchback and apparently I will be the driver as they are alt tabbing for a minute. I say.. not to sure.. but take the wheel anyway. I hook it up to 90 and then pass out, flying out of the car onto the road and watch the flames in the background as it blow up on a tree and think well fark.. The two others are like wtf dude ? then they die from the second explosion and I'm fucked off dead in the road with a respawn timer. I'm never driving again.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 18, 2012 Man Steak is crazy like... i read about him earlier being kidnapped and fighting off his captors with cans now i read this. Maybe i may retract my offer of getting a game with him... for health and safety reasons! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smore98 225 Posted October 18, 2012 Man Steak is crazy like... i read about him earlier being kidnapped and fighting off his captors with cans now i read this. Maybe i may retract my offer of getting a game with him... for health and safety reasons!He seemed mentally stable to me......he was trying to get a Sudan joke, but was mistaken. Tis all cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 18, 2012 He seemed mentally stable to me......he was trying to get a Sudan joke, but was mistaken. Tis all cool.Mentally stable with a moustache like that?? i think not!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smore98 225 Posted October 18, 2012 Mentally stable with a moustache like that?? i think not!!I must admit. It is quite...Musty... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 18, 2012 I must admit. It is quite...Musty...quite?? i believe it is all.....Musty..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 18, 2012 Never let me get behind the wheel. First off I'm never sober on dayz and close friends and myself reap that benefit if I'm driving. Second objects in mirror are closer than they appear this is the same for roadblocks and myself only I treat the windshield as a mirror. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 18, 2012 Never let me get behind the wheel. First off I'm never sober on dayz and close friends and myself reap that benefit if I'm driving. Second objects in mirror are closer than they appear this is the same for roadblocks and myself only I treat the windshield as a mirror.in addition no one benefits from a driver that keeps ejecting yelling slenderman in the trees and runs off into the forest every 3 miles. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
